Ugh. I hate writing articles like this. I am a woman, and a feminist, and I believe that women should be able to wear whatever they damn well please. But there is just something about Kimberly Guilfoyle and the way she dresses that really rubs me the wrong way. Seeing a woman running around Mar-a-Lago in some tacky get up is nothing new. But most of those “Trumpettes” are just dumb broads who love Trump and hanging around Mar-a-Lago.

Guilfoyle is a woman who was once a highly respected and successful attorney. Guilfoyle is a lawyer, and a former assistant DA. She even tried a rather famous case in San Francisco, the death of Diane Whipple, a lacrosse coach who was killed by a Presa Canario, a pitbull-type of dog that mauled Whipple to death. But ever since she became MAGA, she has lost her sense of style, (as well as her sense of the law and justice), and has put all her focus on Trump and desperately trying to retain her youth with every filler available.

Kimberly is no stranger to an inappropriate outfit. Don Jr.’s fiancee has hit the headlines quite a few times over the years for her interesting sartorial choices. One of the most notable happened back in 2022 when she caught some serious heat for wearing an all-black outfit to Tiffany Trump’s wedding. That outfit even had “The View” star Alyssa Farah Griffin declaring on the show, “She was dressed like she was going to a MAGA funeral or something.” Yikes.

A few weeks ago she wore another dress that made everyone scream YIKES. It was another black dress that she wore at a fundraiser for Republican Congress candidate Abraham “Abe” Hamadeh at Mar-a-Lago. Her knee-high black pencil dress featured a deep plunge over her chest in addition to a thigh-high slit over her left leg, both of which were filled in with a completely sheer sparkly mesh — maybe not exactly what you’d call suitable for a political fundraiser. Even Trump supporters who usually have positive things to say about Guilfoyle were less than impressed with her clothing choices for the event.

And now, Kimberly showed up to yet another fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago wearing a dress that basically shows off her boobies. And not in a classy way. I hate to zoom in on her breasts, but you can see the actual shape of them through the dress!

It just doesn’t look good. She looks tacky. Gaudy. Awful. As much as I hate to compliment Melania Trump, she is a woman who knows how to dress for her age. Melania and Kimberly are about the same age, I believe Kimberly is a year older, being 55 and Melania is 54. But on the rare moments when you see Melania, she looks amazing. At a recent fundraiser, Melania wore a beautiful dress, that covered everything…except for her forearms, and yet she looked gorgeous.

See, it’s not hard? You can tell Melania has a nice figure, and that she’s a pretty woman. And she doesn’t have to show us her tits (anymore) to prove that.

For some reason, Kimberly Guilfoyle never got the message. Because ever since she went MAGA, she does her best to show off her body to the greatest possible extent. Here she is in yet another sheer dress, so sheer we had to cover her nipples:

When she first started dating Don Jr., she attended a fashion show (A FASHION SHOW) in this number, that once again, totally showed her boobies!

I can honestly say I know what Kimberly Guilfoyle’s jugs look like and that’s just wrong:

What in the world is this? What is around her neck?

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But pre-MAGA, she was normal. Classy. I don’t know what happened: