If there’s ever been anyone who’s traded on the history and “royalty” of their family, it’s Meghan McCain. She used her father’s legacy as a war hero to get herself married to a right-wing publisher and a cozy spot on a talk show.

She still thinks we should all care what she says.

Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex — a place you can identify by accent, as different from Wessex or Essex or Middlesex (South Saxon, West Saxon, East Saxon, Middle Saxon) — has been considering American citizenship.

Although he says it’s not a “priority,” it’s on the table.

But he did identify his “country of residence” as the United States on financial and other filings for his non-profit, Travalyst, which is still based in the UK.

Travalyst seeks to be a force for good in the world of taking people where they want to go. They basically provide sustainability information from all the major travel booking sites, some airlines, and even a credit card corporation (that you have a piece of plastic from in your wallet/purse right now).

But all the good he’s doing — making sustainability transparent so you can make informed choices — makes no difference to Meghan.

Apparently, Prince Harry is now taking official residency here. I don’t want them here. I don’t want them to be American. I mean, she’s (Meghan Markle, his wife) American, so, like, she has a right to be here, but, like, I don’t want him to be an American, I don’t want their drama here.

A right to be here? Are you kidding me?

Meghan McCain’s father, the man whose personality and fame she’s built her entire career on, was born in PANAMA.

I really can’t understand the mindset of people who know we stole all this land from Natives who were here long before us, but get upset about people who don’t have “a right to be here.”

In true tabloid fashion, McCain mean-girled all the way down the rabbit hole on the royal couple.

“I really don’t like her, and I really don’t like him, and I really don’t wanna eat her jam,” McCain said, referring to Markle’s personal brand of fruity condiment.

McCain seemed especially bitter toward the couple, though.

“Why do you think they keep trying? Apparently he’s coming out with a show on Netflix that is about polo, a sport Americans love and embrace. As you don’t know. I don’t know anything about polo. No one gives a s**t. But, like, why do they keep trying?

“And they keep getting so much money, like, hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Millions. Use me to do this crap. I can make jam. I don’t think I can talk about polo, but if you really wanted me to, I could make jam. Like, is this a job?”

I can make jam, too, Meghan. I made jam to hand out to my neighbors every year for two decades. Have you EVER done anything that was just nice? Or do you just hate on people that annoy you, for hypocritical reasons?

Maybe she’s just mad about the same-spelled name of the Duchess of Sussex.

@citizen.mccain Meghan Markles is… *checks notes*…making jam? Yep. #meghanmccain #meghanmarkle #royalfamily ♬ original sound – Citizen McCain | Meghan McCain