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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Has Finally Outdone Herself – Proves She’s by Far the Dumbest Governor in the Country
Give it a rest, mouthpiece.
Some states come a long way. And some states GO a long way — back in time to a darker place.
You may remember that Bill Clinton was once the governor of Arkansas, and under his leadership, the state economy improved, rights for everyone were expanded, and the state ranking for education went up.
Fast-forward a few years, and Mike Huckabee is the governor, and rights vanish, the economy dwindles, and childhood wellbeing plummets.
Now Mike’s daughter Sarah — you remember her as Trump’s longtime press secretary and that lady who got kicked out of a restaurant for sucking so bad — is the governor, and things have gone from bad to worse.
She’s already been embroiled in multiple spending scandals, and even accused of creating legislation to hide her misdeeds.
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But this is ridiculous.
Arkansas is ranked dead last in the nation for LGBTQ+ equality, and leads the nation in antigay laws. Education? Don’t get us started. It’s ranked in the bottom 10 for kids, and has been voted over and over as one the worst states to live in.
That’s likely because the Natural State has one of the nation’s worst crime rates, a drug epidemic that’s off the charts, and overcrowded prisons that Sanders wants to put MORE people in. Or maybe it’s the mere 42 dentists for every 100,000 residents. That’s a pretty low number if your meth problem is as bad as Arkansas’.
Guess what Sarah thinks is the biggest problem of all. Well, no need to guess, you saw it in the headline: The recent eclipse.
In fact, Governor Sanders declared a state of emergency for something that lasted about 4 minutes. Tourists poured in to the state to witness the eclipse, which was one of only a few places that would see the totality of it.
So what did she do?
She suspended the number of hours that delivery drivers were restricted to for safety reasons. And while the state of emergency only lasts until Wednesday, the softened rules could last up to two weeks.
Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has declared a state of emergency in response to Monday's solar eclipse when the real emergency is that the governor of an entire state is a fucking moron. pic.twitter.com/g4m7wV2vjU
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) April 7, 2024
Yeah, Sarah. The emergency in your state is that someone might not be able to get a bag of Doritos at Walmart if the truck isn’t allowed to drive them there at 3 in the morning, on meth, with a kid who dropped out of school, bad teeth, and a criminal record.
This isn’t the worst thing Sanders has done as governor, just the weirdest.
She’s also banned gender-affirming healthcare for minors, limited the legal number of drag performances, and outright banned teachers from using their students’ preferred pronouns.
Now she just wants to remove safety laws so people can keep buying. That’s pathetic. And people on social media had a field day:
Hurricanes, tornadoes, forest fires, floods & blizzards are all cause for a state of emergency.
But in Arkansas, Sarah Huckabee Sanders declared a state of emergency due to the eclipse. Because no one gave her a dictionary to look up the meaning of emergency.#Fresh#wtpGOTV24 pic.twitter.com/yp7SUiCTys
— Jennifer Bennon (@jennobenno) April 7, 2024
Sarah Huckabee Sanders has declared a state of emergency in Arkansas ahead of the 3 1/2 minute eclipse.
Arkansas facts:
3rd highest per capita crimes
47th educational ranking
47th healthcare rankingIs she pumping FEMA for emergency relief funds again? pic.twitter.com/hYQthieJ2B
— BlueDream (@58bugeye) April 7, 2024
The Eclipse is now a state of Emergency for Arkansas. #sarahhuckabeesanders #Eclipse #EclipseSolar2024 pic.twitter.com/ftiTi19qre
— Maggie Reed (@mermaidmamamags) April 7, 2024
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is declaring a State of Emergency for today’s eclipse so she can stoke fear like all Republicans do.
If she’s going to declare a state of emergency, it should be over how tragic her state is. pic.twitter.com/GFsgSaKCRZ
— Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma (@lisa_liberal) April 8, 2024
Sarah Huckabee Sanders knows the Great Evil will be unleashed into the world by the Eclipse Darkness, she knows that everyone touched by the Darkness will be corrupted and turned into ravening beasts who thirst for the blood of the innocent and uncorrupted
Prepare yourselves! pic.twitter.com/aF5dCkWeNf
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) April 7, 2024
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