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The Lincoln Project Releases Brutal Video for Melania’s Birthday — X/Twitter Restricts it as ‘Adult Content’

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So, Melania turned 54 on Friday!

That is quite the occasion, though – we have to admit up front, to be fair, that she recently lost both her parents, and that will put a cloud over anyone’s birthday. Our thoughts go out to her – her parents purportedly lived with her part-time in the White House, certainly contributing to any sanity to which she could claim.

But at the very least, Melania didn’t have to spend her birthday where she likely least wanted to be, sitting in a courtroom behind and in close proximity to her husband.

As of yet, Melania has been a no-show at the first criminal trial of a former U.S. President. Trump certainly wants her there. But one can hardly blame her. Do you want to sit and hear over and over about your spouse’s past affairs?

So, in fairness, Melania spent her birthday down at Mar-a-Lago (We presume. There haven’t been any reports that she is in New York), and Mar-a-Lago would be a great place to be for any birthday – so long as Trump is absent, which may matter to Melania, too.

Avoiding Trump’s presence is the premise of the Lincoln Project’s newest videos, showing Melania doing all she can to slap Trump’s hand away. (He was only attempting to hold hands, nothing inappropriate.)

Yeah – well, that will happen. However, again – in fairness (It’s her birthday), we do have to say that, having seen the hours and hours of the video of Joe Biden, you can get seconds of video of damn near anything. Still, that’s pretty chilly, at least some of the hand slaps.

Below is an “iconic” picture, which is funny, though taken out of context. It was nothing more than the classic cheek kiss:

It is not Trudeau’s fault that he’s good-looking.

These below are just funny. There will be two losers in the New York civil fraud case, well, seven – we presume, and Melania is the second biggest in seeing all that money hauled away to the state – though the appeal is pending.

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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