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Trump’s Hair Unravels Outside of NYC Court and It’s Truly Humiliating, ‘Looks Like the Glue Is Coming Off!’

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There is nothing I love more than a Donald Trump hair story! I’m not being serious, but considering all the times Trump has mocked someone for their looks, I will take every opportunity I can to do the same to him. And now we have another example of hair today, gone tomorrow! Trump’s mop was totally exposed while he was outside of court in New York City today.

In a new video, posted to X/Twitter, the adjudicated rapist’s head of hair puzzled people, as they weren’t sure what was really going on — and if he’s had a hair transplant in the past or currently has hair plugs.

The photo shows Trump meeting some supporters. And at that moment the wind was blowing, and lifted what hair Trump has up so we could clearly see his scalp. And it’s obvious the man is bald. He just has mastered the combover in such a way that he appears to have a full head of hair.

Trump’s hair is obviously his trademark, and he truly loves it, despite the fact that it looks awful. And this isn’t the first time we’ve seen his real head and hair. Remember this video? It revealed it all:

This is a man who wouldn’t go visit our war dead because he didn’t want to get his hair wet. Trump complains about showerheads and water pressure because of how they make his hair look. The man is truly a narcissist, and that’s definitely true when it comes to his hair.

Ivanka Trump has previously revealed the “secret” behind Trump’s questionable do, according to Michael Wolff’s book “Fire and Fury: Inside Trump’s White House”:

“For Ivanka, it was all business — building the Trump brand, the presidential campaign, and now the White House. She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his combover to others. She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men — the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.”

Perhaps this diagram will help:

And the thing is, look at this photoshopped photo of a bald Trump. I think he looks a MILLION times better than he normally does. Why wouldn’t he choose this? Because he’d then have to use makeup on his skull too? Don’t shoot me, but he kind of looks sexy in a Vic Mackey type of way (props if you know who that is). But nope, Trump will hang on to his last few hairs until he is 6 feet under.

Moving on, here’s the video that’s spreading like wildfire:

Trump’s hair has been called into question over the years, and New York City-based cosmetic surgeon Gary Linkov believes the politician may has undergone five separate hair-transplant surgeries.

“Did he get a hair transplant? It’s actually much more complicated than that and a great example of how hair restoration surgery has evolved over time,” he said. “What a natural part means is that, that is where the hair changes direction. While you can artificially create a part anywhere along your hairline, there is a place where that direction split naturally occurs.”

“He has a widow’s peak right in the center of the hairline, and he has early slight frontal temporal recession,” he continued, pointing toward Trump’s left temple.

The expert then pointed out how when Trump was boarding Air Force One in 2017 (the video I posted above), his hair was flying in all directions, which could support his theory of multiple hair transplant procedures.

“The way the hair flops in his video, it looks to me like he might have had a right-sided rotational flap in the past as well,” Linkov said. “Historically, those were sometimes done one-to-two months apart, to add further density to the front or mid-scalp. This can all help explain the complex combing that is involved in getting Donald Trump’s hair to look the way it does.”

A reminder Trump has said he is the most “handsome” president in U.S. history.

President Joe Biden recently made a comment about Trump’s mane when he spoke on Wednesday at a Washington, D.C., conference.

“Remember when he was trying to deal with COVID, and he said just inject a little bleach in your vein? He missed, it all went to his hair,” Biden said.

“I shouldn’t have said that,” Biden continued as the crowd clapped.

And regarding Trump’s hair exposure today, people on social media had a field day:

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