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Something Is Seriously Wrong With Kyle Rittenhouse as His Most Recent Post Shows He’s Just an Evil, Immature, Low-IQ Manbaby

He's never going to get a real job, is he?

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Kyle Rittenhouse, the poster boy for angry white guys who definitely won’t be voting for Kamala Harris in November, is back. I know, I know, he’s back weekly, it seems. But this  time, he’s using his status to pose the classic Republican “what if” scenario.

Sometimes a “what if” is helpful.

For example, there was an ongoing game during Trump’s first term of “What if Obama had said that?” in which people wondered what the public reaction would be if Barack Obama had said and done half the crazy things Trump did.

But sometimes, the what-if stuff is just nonsense — when the thing being speculated about actually IS THE CASE.

Kyle took umbrage to a social media account on X (formerly Twitter) called @dudes4harris. But they aren’t just any dudes. That’s their username, but on their page, they make it clear: They are WHITE Dudes For Harris.

The group raised so much money on a single virtual fundraising call that Elon Musk, who owns the site, but is a major Trump supporter, briefly suspended the account without saying why.

Now the account is back, and Kyle wants to know what might happen if someone named a group that was pro-Trump similarly. He tweeted, “If someone said ‘White Dudes For Trump’ the left would go insane.”

That’s like when these conservative clowns complain that there’s no Straight Pride Month or White History Month. Guess what, Kyle and the rest of you. That’s exactly what it’s always been.

Every month except June is straight pride, and every month except February is white history, and white dudes are the REASON Trump got elected in the first place. It’s the only demographic that he solidly held. White dudes who didn’t graduate from college made up the lion’s share of the Trump electorate.

Subsequently, the obvious purpose of creating a group called “White Dudes For Harris” is a reaction to what already existed. You don’t have to specify “for Trump,” because the majority of white men are already going to vote for him.

That’s always been the number one demographic for ALL Republican candidates. Even Tim Scott, the single Black Republican male in the Senate in the last 45 years, got the majority of his vote from white males.

Much to Kyle’s chagrin, Musk backed down and gave the group their social media account again, where they will undoubtedly raise a bunch more money.

Because this is how you show solidarity. Not by blindly voting for every Republican because you’re a white dude.

Suffice to say, people on social media let Kyle have it:

Andrew Simpson
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