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Half Asleep or Half Dead? Trump Deletes Embarrassing Typo-Strewn Post About the Border
Someone has to get this guy under control.
It’s official. Trump can no longer hide all the ways he’s turning into the doddering old man he used to paint Joe Biden as.
This time, he’s been posting on social media — as opposed to just making a fool of himself in front of a microphone — and we may be back to the days of covfefe. Only this time, it’s not because he’s just bad at tweeting.
Over on Truth Social, it’s clear that he’s either so deep into his cognitive decline or so frustrated by his performance in the latest polls that he can barely form a coherent statement. And not just like, his normally strange things that he says. This one is straight up scary to think of coming from a guy who was once leader of the free world.
It’s true that usually Trump messes up when he’s under pressure to remember something like the name of a country, or the person he’s talking about. Generally speaking, the man can barely speak. But either he needs to set his account to stop him from hitting “post” without a proofreader giving the thumbs up first, or just plain stop posting.
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I mean, have you ever seen anyone slur a TYPED word?
“These are great patriots who work their hearts out to have a Strong and Powerfulnnz Border,” the message began. You can almost hear him snoring as he types. Seriously, make an “nnz” sound right now and see if it doesn’t sound like snoring.
But then, to make matters worse, Trump just starts the rest of his statement, and apparently falls fully asleep before finishing it: “[…]only to be harassed by Border Czar Kamala Harris, who wants the”
THE WHAT, DONNIE? We are dying to know.
Now, not to worry. As everyone knows, once you delete something from the internet, it’s like it never happened right? And so his team got diligently to work prying his phone out of his tiny, sleepy hands so they could do just that.
That should keep anyone from hearing about it.
Just kidding. Grandmas who use Bing to search with and still have dialup and AOL email accounts took screenshots of the message. Nothing EVER goes away from the internet.
It’s almost enough to make you feel bad for the guy. Almost.
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