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Trump Just Posted Something So Deranged People Can’t Believe It’s Real, ‘He’s Sh*tting His Pants!’

Seriously, what is wrong with this man?

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I’ll be honest, you guys. This one took me a while to start. Some days I wake up thinking I’m ready for the craziness of the day, and sometimes on those days, Trump slaps me upside the head with more crazy than I was ready for.

Despite the fact that I lean on my political and historical knowledge for a lot of what I write, I have always tried to reassure my readers that I am in no way a conspiracy theorist. I’ll extrapolate possibilities and even offer suggestions or motives for things.

But Trump has never shied from that label. He is a conspiracy theorist, and proud of it.

That’s why it wasn’t really a surprise to witness the latest bout between Trump and the voices in his head playing out on his social media platform. But the fact that it’s not unusual doesn’t make it any better.

See if you can pick out what’s absolutely batsh*t insane in this post to Truth Social (hint — it’s everything):

“What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination, beginning with challenging me to another DEBATE. He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!”

Okay, let’s break this down. Parse it, if we can, maybe.

We’ve got the 12-year-old version of Trump, who can’t mention his enemies with calling them names, misspelling their real names on purpose, or being racist with their names.

We’ve got kooky Uncle Donnie, proposing that Joe Biden, an octogenarian who, last we heard, no longer interested in the presidency, is planning to crash the Democratic convention and take back the nomination.

And we’ve got impossibly condescending Trump, who habitually projects the things he would do onto other people. If Trump had stepped aside and let someone else run as the Republican nominee, he was absolutely have crashed the convention to take back his role.

Put all of it together and you’ve got another Tuesday in Trumpworld. At least today he’s not in a room full of black journalists telling them he didn’t know Kamala was black “until a number of years ago when she happened to turn Black.”

Trump is an absolute disgrace. And people on social went crazy:

Andrew Simpson
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