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Did Laura Loomer Just ‘Blow’ Her Chance at Being Trump’s Top Advisor? Her Bragging May Prove That Loose Lips Sink Ships

Is she really this crazy?

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Laura Loomer, who is hot topic number one on social media right now (and with good reason), may have inadvertently cooked her own golden goose. Well, orange in this case, but you get the picture.

On the heels of the scandal that’s been rocking X, Facebook, Truth Social, and just about anywhere else you can post a meme, Laura has become something very close to a household name.

And just like the last time her self-promotion gained any traction, she’s let it go to her head.

Loomer violated the cardinal rule of Trump World: Be discreet. I mean, that doesn’t apply to Trump himself, of course, but anyone with any dealings or relationship with him of any kind must never talk about it.

And so it seemed Laura understood, until the plot thickened.

Now, according to the same guy that broke THAT part of the story, the one-time underdog tale doesn’t look like it’s going to have a happy ending.

On another note, I should stop covering this, because everything I’ve written so far sounds like an innuendo.

I can’t do that, however, because while I am still very much sickened by the whole affair (okay, no pun intended that time), this one makes me happy. It’s a lose-lose for two horrible people.

This followed other reports that Loomer was bragging about her sexual conquest of Trump:

WHOOPS!

Now, as we’ve covered before, the evidence is just too great to consider this a master troll or something. There’s definitely something that is happening or already has.

And we already knew that Laura has no problem discussing her proclivities publicly:

That’s from when this had just started. But now Milo Yiannopoulos has taken to not using Monica Lewinski as a verb like she does in that video, but simply referring to her as “Moronica Lewinski.”

Honestly, I don’t know how long Laura Loomer expected to ride this train and remain who she is. This woman is not brash, she’s TRASH. And that’s not because of anything she may or may not do in bed, or who it’s with.

It’s because she’s a truly vile woman, constantly spouting racism, lies, and conspiracy theories. Think of her as Marjorie Taylor Greene on steroids.

Now, it’s important to remember that I’m no Milo fan. That guy is a piece of garbage as well. But he WAS Laura’s communications director just a few years ago in 2020. They DO still share a pretty wide circle of friends.

Each has their insider story, no matter what strange way they came by it.

And it’s also important to remember that if Milo is right and Loomer has been banned from further physical contact or riding on Trump Force One with the wannabe dictator, it could be for some other reason, as well.

Maybe Trump really didn’t know the extent to which Loomer has embarrassed herself. Maybe he’s been completely blind to her antics in public outside of social media. Maybe he has no idea that she kept interrupting House meetings to the point she got arrested.

Maybe Trump is totally in the dark to just how loony Loomer is.

But if it is true, and again I say if, it doesn’t really matter why she’s been banned. It’s just another case of Trump using someone to whatever ends he was pursuing (no matter how unsavory a character they may be) and then discarding them like yesterday’s trash.

Which, AGAIN, would be a fitting metaphor in this case for what Laura Loomer is. You can spend almost no time whatsoever with some creative search terms and find out FAR MORE than anything I’ve told you about her.

And you can virtually guarantee that if Trump has exorcised that ghoul from his plane, his campaign, and his life, that she’s responding a little something like this:

Because she does sound quite nutty:

Check out when she stalked a fellow conservative commentator and went full crazy:

And that’s the kind of scenario that I don’t mind thinking about at all.

Andrew Simpson
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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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