I understand that Donald Trump has to pretend that Kamala Harris is directly responsible for everything bad in the universe. It’s the only way he can possibly hope to win this election.

But if you’re going to try to pin terrible things on a person who had nothing to do with whether or not those things happened, at least don’t completely fabricate the things.

Trump is going absolutely bonkers on his social media account right now. It’s worth it to remember that as his primary form of communication for announcements, Trump’s Truth Social account is the official outlet for his official statements.

“Even the LameStream Media is mocking Comrade Kamala Harris for her pathetic attempt yesterday to justify her HORRIBLE performance at the Border. 14,000 CONVICTED thugs and slimeballs who have committed MURDER have been allowed to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, and roam free to KILL AGAIN…And they will kill again, over and over, and wreak havoc like never seen before. We don’t know anything about them. Kamala is a FOOL to have let this happen to our beautiful USA. It is totally unjustifiable, there can be nothing worse! She should be IMPEACHED for what she as done to our Country!”

That’s from just a few hours ago, and there’s plenty to examine here.

First of all, there is no “performance” at the border that Kamala Harris has ever been responsible for. She was never assigned any specific job at the border or regarding the border, and she certainly never set any policy determining what would happen at the border.

We’ve only covered the first sentence, dear readers.

Suffice it to say that everything that follows sentence number one is an absolute lie. All of it. He even says briefly right in the middle that WE DON’T KNOW anything about the people he’s talking about.

But the crowning glory has to be that Trump then calls for Kamala to be impeached.

Now, only two Vice Presidents in the history of America have even had an impeachment inquiry, and neither was actually impeached. In fact, both of them, John Calhoun and Spiro Agnew, requested the inquiries themselves.

In both of those instances, the vice presidents themselves sought to quell rumors that they had improperly profited from something or taken bribes.

Trump thinks Kamala should BE impeached for doing an imaginary bad job at doing what he only imagines was her job.

Why is it imaginary? Well, mostly because (again) it’s all lies, but also because the nation’s crime rate is down, not up, and specifically violent crime. Zero convicted murderers have been allowed into the country, and if they had, how would Trump even know? He himself rants that they’re unchecked and completely unvetted and that we know nothing about them.

So how do we know that Trump is losing it? What makes me think that he just got some really bad poll numbers, or something?

It could be that just minutes after he tweeted that last one, he posted this:

“Can you imagine that Kamala got up yesterday and tried to pretend she did a good job at the BORDER, when she never even went there, and made it impossible for the great men and women of Border Patrol to properly do their jobs. She let in 14,000 STONE COLD “KILLERS.” I WILL GET THEM OUT, AND FAST!!!”

Never mind that Trump tweets like he’s got a mouthful of bees. He’s literally saying RIGHT HERE that Kamala never even went there to the border. Do you know why she didn’t, Donnie? Because it wasn’t her job. You can’t do a bad job at something that’s not your job.

Here, let me give you an example. Why did you do such a bad job at cleaning my toilet yesterday, Mr. Trump? How can you pretend you cleaned my toilet when you DIDN’T EVEN GO IN MY BATHROOM???

Now, it’s not just Trump tweeting about Kamala and the imaginary job she never had that wasn’t done badly by anyone because everything he’s saying is a lie.

It’s that every message is absolutely breathless these days. Trump used to sound like he was tweeting from the sh*tter at 4 in the morning, just his random thoughts and misspelled or made-up words. Anybody miss the days of Covfefe yet?

And what’s up with this, “It is a totally false story that I am going to sue lightweight anchor David Muir of ABC FAKE NEWS, perhaps the worst and most dishonorable network in broadcasting! Despite an unfair and unethical 3 on 1, I easily won the recent Debate. My sole focus is to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Now it’s like he has a desk he sits at and a checklist of things he has to repeat. He even reposts, daily, the things he posted the day prior. The man is literally retweeting himself constantly.

It’s like an ongoing rally on Truth Social, only he’s never an hour late and audibly slurring his words. And the posts we highlighted above are just three of like twenty he’s posted today already. Most are just dumb images, like this:

Then this ridiculousness…does iTunes still have a chart? Does iTunes even still exist? As an Apple user, I have a button for “music” but the “iTunes” button is long gone. Not like it matters to Trump, he will lie no matter what:

He’s losing it.