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It Looks Like Trump Lawyer Alina Habba Is Trying to Out-Melania Her Rival to Get Trump’s Attention

What is she angling for here?

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Donald Trump might be trying to land the role of the next President of the United States, but there are now a lot of people speculating that his lawyer, Alina Habba, is trying to land the role of next First Lady.

There have been no public statements from anyone suggesting that Trump and Melania are headed for a breakup, but Habba appears to be trying to look like the former FLOTUS for some reason.

As usual, MeidasTouch.com editor Ron Filipkowski came through with yet another tweet showing us exactly what people are talking about when they bring up the comparison:

Well, yeah. I think there might be something to this theory.

It’s not just a style thing, you see. Loads of women wear very similar clothes, especially if they have similar complexions. Some things just look good on some people. But in that picture, you have to note that Ms. Habba’s hair has been quite conspicuously colored exactly like Melania’s.

It’s not actually that color. You may remember that before she went on her whirlwind tour of the media, posting spicy photos from Mar-a-Lago and posing for pictures amid television cameras promising something upcoming, Alina’s hair was very dark brown. But since July, she’s had basically identical hair to Mrs. Trump.

Oh yeah, Ron noticed back then, too.

Now, don’t get me wrong. There could be absolutely nothing to this, pure coincidence. But come on.

One commenter on X even posted a four-way picture with all of the women in Trump’s life who have a Melania-like look. Kristi Noem, Alina Habba, Melania herself, and even Ivanka Trump.

But here’s the thing. Whether you’re talking about Alina Habba trying to look like her, or the fact that Trump so clearly has a “type” that other women eager to be in his orbit try to look the same, it boils down to one central theme:

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