2024 Election

‘Leaked’ Text Says Trump is Now Referring to Ivanka as a ‘B*tch’ For Not Campaigning for Him

We're going to report this, but also take it with a grain of salt.

Hot off the presses, social media guru Brian Krassenstein says there may be trouble in paradise for the Trump campaign. Even if Donald Trump is 100% convinced that he actually will win, it has to be hard not to have moments of doubt.

And it sounds like that’s exactly what’s going on.

It’s understandable. The average Trump rally these days consists of either a bunch of geriatrics dancing to the Village People in a muddy field or racist comedians comparing Puerto Rico to a floating island of garbage. Meanwhile, Kamala’s got Willie Nelson and Beyoncé, and a campaign apparatus that responds immediately every time Trump slips up on the road.

For example, moments after that racist joke was told, Puerto Rican superstar rapper Bad Bunny tweeted his endorsement of Harris to his 45 million followers.

With all of that weighing on Trump, it’s no wonder that a text like this might make the rounds:

If you don’t want to click the tweet to expand the text, here you go.

According to Trump Campaign insiders, Trump appears to be telling his own advisers that he doesn’t think he will win this election and that his only true path to victory is to make people think that he is going to win so that when he challenges the results, those challenges have more merit.

He is also apparently using the B-word to describe his own daughter Ivanka Trump because she hasn’t spent enough time campaigning for him this election cycle.

Seems as if things are pretty bad in the Trump campaign right now. I can’t believe that Trump appears to once again be relying on the notion that the election is rigged to try and sneak his way back into the most important office on the planet.

Remember that America’s elections are some of the safest on the planet.

Just like the random text message floating around claiming that Biden thinks Harris is going to lose, this text message could have been sent by anyone on the planet to anyone on the planet and has absolutely no merit what-so-ever.

Now, as even Krassenstein admits, this could be a hoax tweet. But it sure sounds right. In fact, the only part that sounds a little off to me is the bit where Trump’s no longer convinced of his sure victory. He seems dumb enough to think that a majority of Americans actually do love him.

But the part about Ivanka? Totally believable. He turns on anyone he thinks has wronged him, especially women.

We’ll see if anything comes of this. Stay tuned for updates as soon as we find anything at all.

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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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