So the big question since the shocking news broke that Sean “Diddy” Combs was being charged with trafficking has been, how is Donald Trump involved?

Why is that the question? Well, it fits all of the criteria for a standard Trump scandal:

• It’s gross
• It involves celebrities
• It involves gross celebrity sex junk
• It’s a crime
• There are a bazillion accusers involved

If that doesn’t sound like the opening of an unauthorized biography of the former president, I don’t know what does. For a while there, it seemed like Donald didn’t have ANY friends that weren’t disgusting perverts.

Now one of those bazillion accusers says that she saw Trump among the gross celebrity scumbags at one of Diddy’s infamous parties in the Hamptons, where she was forced to sleep with some of them over a period of five years.

Adria Sheri English, who is so sure she’s going to win in court that she bravely filed civil and criminal charges against Diddy using her real name, says that the physical interactions would take place in private, away from the main rooms where the parties were being held.

But in those rooms, English says she saw Trump, Ja Rule, Busta Rhymes, Reverend Al Sharpton, Paris Hilton, and all kinds of other people that honestly probably don’t surprise you.

English says she was initially hired as an entertainer for the parties. “I agreed to do it because, heck yeah, I’m at an exclusive thing where Jay-Z was there, and Beyoncé — Diddy, all the big names,” English said. “I didn’t know it was going to turn into anything sexual.”

In fact, she told one news agency, Diddy had promised her that she “would never have to worry about go-go dancing or stripping again.”

But she went on to recall that by the third party, Combs had discovered that she used to work as an adult film star, and his requirements for the job turned into something more than she signed on for.

Even though she dropped a lot of big names, English was careful to make sure that the news agency understood that the sex took place in private, so not all of the guests were actually aware that these things were going on.

“I still wonder why Reverend Al Sharpton was there,” English mused.

But Trump? There’s no surprise there. Pornographic actresses? Celebrities? Exclusive parties? That sounds like a Tuesday night for The Donald.