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Source Reveals How Ivanka Trump Hopes to ‘Utilize Her Power’ With Her Father in the White House

What else would a Trump do?

Ivanka Trump, famous black bean fan and subject of all of her father’s inappropriate fantasies has turned being a Trump into an art. She has turned infamy back into fame with her charm, her beauty, and her oddly Chinese-speaking lily-white children.

Ivanka is an endless promoter of anything and everything that has nothing to do with her brothers (I reckon that’s mostly because they don’t think of things you can put lipstick on).

Seen here thinking about ANYTHING but her dad thinking about her.

Most notably, after her dad made her a senior advisor in his first administration, she got tired of the nepotism accusations pretty quickly. She wasn’t going to marry that skinny, screeching kid for nothing, by God, and she declared her intention to stay away from “politics” entirely by, um, never taking her husband’s name, still associating everything she does with her dad, and carefully curating her public presence as The Sane Trump™ in a roiling ocean of Trumpf*ckery.

Sorry for the language there — I have little patience left.

Page Six insider is now reporting that Ivanka is expected to wield her “power” in much the same way, only from without. “I expect that we could see Ivanka work with tech leaders and talk about child safety on the internet, as well as her concerns about child trafficking, that’s the kind of thing she concentrated on in the White House,” the source said. “I think we’ll see her utilize her power in that way.”

So she wants to still be a nepo baby, but without anyone CALLING her a nepo baby. Got it. See, because the thing is, I have more experience with child safety on the internet than she does (having successfully guided three children of my own through the hazards of an online presence; my youngest is twice the age of her oldest). My generation invented the internet as we know it today. I was a tech leader until I gave that life up for work that didn’t make me want to throw things out of a window.

I could do everything Ivanka’s going to “utilize her power” for — and by all rights have more call to. But she’s pretty and named Trump. See? Nepo baby, without the baggage.

I think, in fact, that the only reason that Ivanka doesn’t want to be involved in the actual machinations of government is because she, nearly alone among those who worked for him, realized early on that her father is toxic to be associated with. She lost a LOT of friends the last time around, and for good reason.

We’ll see if Ivanka can pull off the role of puppetmaster for long, or whether she’ll be driven insane by not claiming credit for the ideas of hers that Trump makes law.

He adores her, after all.

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Andrew is a dark blue speck in deep red Central Washington, writing with the conviction of 18 years at the keyboard and too much politics to even stand. When not furiously stabbing the keys on breaking news stories, he writes poetry, prose, essays, haiku, lectures, stories for grief therapy, wedding ceremonies, detailed instructions on making doughnuts from canned biscuit dough (more sugar than cinnamon — duh), and equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. A girlfriend, a dog, two cats, and two birds round out the equation, and in his spare time, Drewbear likes to imagine what it must be like to have spare time.

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