I guess it’s time to relax, apparently. Donald Trump coasted to victory last Tuesday on the strength of what turned out to be an unbeatable lie machine. His garbage was amplified in every corner of the media, and he even had two social media platforms all to himself.

Two, you ask? Well, he’s got Truth Social. Everyone knows that’s crap, but people do still tune in to see what he’s ranting about. But he even basically owned X, which was Twitter until Elon Musk bought it. Guess who endorsed Trump early on, and provided essentially non-stop social media promotion for him.

Anyway, time to kick back now that the dirty work is done. Unfortunately, Donald Trump is probably the least photogenic man ever born, besides maybe the lead singer of the Scorpions. Have you seen that guy? Yikes.

Trump’s an awfully close second, though, as you can see in this photo of him and his pal Elon lounging at Mar-a-Lago. Heck, who knows? From the looks of it, he’s even letting Elon lead whatever meeting they’re having here. Maybe he’s checked out entirely.

Yup, this is about right. Trump as a figurehead president while Elon runs the show. pic.twitter.com/VEFYdwQ018

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 11, 2024

As one commenter put it,

“You relax with your phone and your friends. Play Twitter and Candy Crush. We will let you know if there is anything important needing your attention.”

— ϽΓΣⱤẛ∁ and 11,779 others (@CholericCleric) November 11, 2024

But Trump’s apparent permanent vacation isn’t what we’re here today to discuss, class. It’s more the fact that he already looks like he needs one. Everybody knows that the presidency ages you — just look what it did to Barack Obama. From movie star handsome to midlife crisis gray in less than a decade.

But Trump starts this term as the oldest president ever elected. And he ALREADY looks like that. I never thought I’d miss his comically oversized suits. This man is a hot mess.

Another commenter helpfully provided us with a zoomed-in version of the photo, focusing on just Trump:

This is a man who Does. Not. Care. His infamous hair looks like he just pulled off his ski mask. His shirt is escaping his black chinos. He’s that guy who types with his index finger like a weirdo. In the words of the dude who posted this version of the pic, “Old man looking rough.”

The internet was not kind.

• “The healthiest man alive doing what he always does when he’s not golfing.”
• “He’s in the clear now… nothing but golf and TV ahead.”
• “But Biden is too old to vote for.”
• “He looks like an escapee from a memory care facility…”

This is not Donald Trump’s best look, and it doesn’t help that he looks entirely dissociated from what’s going on around him.