So Tiffany Trump—yes, the quiet one who somehow escaped the worst of the Trump circus—just had her baby shower in sunny Miami. And while there were Peter Rabbit decorations, pastel desserts, and lots of Instagrammable moments, the event was notable for who didn’t show up: her stepmother Melania.

That’s right, Melania Trump RSVP’d “thanks but no thanks” to Tiffany’s baby shower. According to sources, Melania was “otherwise engaged” with Barron, who probably just wanted to be left alone to play video games in peace. And Tiffany’s dad, the one and only Donald Trump, also couldn’t make it—though he wasn’t far. He spent the weekend just down the road at Mar-a-Lago golfing and attending a fundraiser. So close, yet somehow not interested enough to swing by for cake.

A Florida source said they didn’t think there was “any reason” for Melania to attend Tiffany’s shower, noting that the first lady — who began dating Donald when Tiffany was about 5 — “has her own schedule, even on weekends.”

According to the same source, the former first lady instead opted to spend time with her son 19-year-old son Barron, who is wrapping up his first year at New York University. So she blew off Tiffany’s baby shower…to spend time with her son who she sees almost every day. Gotcha.

But hey, at least Ivanka showed up. She even hosted the thing, proving that even if the Trump family has the emotional warmth of a polar vortex, they can still throw a decent party. Tiffany’s mom, Marla Maples, was there too, radiating proud grandma energy and posting heartfelt messages on Instagram about how grateful she was to be there. Honestly, Marla might be the MVP of this entire saga.

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The shower was classic Tiffany—elegant, understated (well, as understated as anything Trump-adjacent can be), and refreshingly low on political drama. It was also a reminder that while most of the Trump clan are busy elbowing each other for a spot on Fox News or cozying up to Elon Musk, Tiffany seems content living a relatively normal, drama-light life.

And let’s be real: Tiffany’s baby is probably going to have the most stable upbringing of any Trump grandkid, especially if Mom keeps her distance from MAGA rallies and Dad (Michael Boulos, billionaire heir, in case you forgot) continues to keep things chill. As for Melania? Well, maybe she’ll send a baby gift. Or maybe not. You know how hard it is to find time between photo ops and dodging public appearances.

Anyway, congrats to Tiffany—the Trump we’d probably actually grab a coffee with.