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Trump is Rumored to Wear a Girdle and is Obese But Still Thinks He Looks Like Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky
Donald Trump has really bad posture.
The reasons for this are many. The first, Trump NEVER exercises.
Trump once stated that he believes that the human body “is like a battery – exercise just runs down the limited energy” (Yes- Trump is that stupid.) But, of course, the real reason Trump is in such flabby physical condition is because he is too fat and lazy to exercise.
Another reason for the bad posture is that Trump usually wears a girdle.
This explains the inconsistency between his flabby face and neck and tighter waistline. The time Trump’s poochy belly was super obvious was when he met the Queen and had to wear that ill-fitting white tie tuxedo – he looked eight months pregnant.
TRUMP FORGOT HIS GIRDLE! pic.twitter.com/FDrd7gU1dh
— 💙RESISTER~PERSISTER💙 (@resist_van) June 4, 2019
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Trump’s girdle explains why he sits on every chair like it is a toilet. He has to keep his knees spread wide (like he is trying to poop) or else he will compress his girdled gut up into his lungs, turn blue and pass out.
So on days where Trump isn’t wearing his girdle, his posture will look particularly poor. Girdles give a false sense of strength around the midsection, and it’s doubtful Trump works on his abs.
Trump, who is absurdly vain, has been rumored to be wearing a girdle for decades.
Photos show he was never fit-looking, certainly not since his late thirties.
Trump had scalp-reduction surgery in 1989 to shrink a bald spot; his “hair” notoriously undergoes myriad strange mutations; and he wears heavy make-up of ever-changing hues.
Just look at how Trump stands:
Weird! It looks like Trump is leaning forward and about to tip. Like the Leaning Tower of Trump.
And as usual, people on Twitter were quick to ask why Trump is such a weirdo:
Look at Trump's posture while he listens to Sarah Sanders speak. Who stands like this? pic.twitter.com/W4bz4Mvqwa
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 28, 2019
why does this weirdo stand like this pic.twitter.com/m69kHmteEC
— waterslide enthusiast (@KrangTNelson) April 26, 2019
If you take away the drape of the suit jacket, that’s someone in heels. He’s wearing lifts, I bet
— Joshua Waller (@heywaller) April 26, 2019
All that KFC fry grease he drinks has his balance all off.
— DSA Stoner Metal Caucus🌹 (@Giza_Butler) April 26, 2019
Because he carries 100 lbs worth of Big Macs in his giant tittys?
— Robert Ashley (@robertashley) April 26, 2019
Trump is really two small boys on top of each other in a suit.
— Edmund Muskie (@Ibogate) April 26, 2019
wonder if he has short person heels or something
— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) April 26, 2019
Because literally everything he does is driven by his obsession with how he appears to other people. This angle gives away the game, but I guarantee he’s been told it makes him look taller, thinner, stronger, etc. by someone.
— Geoff Silver (@GeoffSilver) April 26, 2019
Gravity. The more dense the object, the more it’s effected.
There’s arguably no more dense of an object than @realDonaldTrump.
Don’t @ me, it’s science. 👍🏼
— 🔥 Lucky Dog Hot Sauce 🔥 (@luckydoghot) April 26, 2019
This interesting thread says Trump’s posture is because he has lifts in his shoes to make him taller:
Body Language Analysis No. 4382: Why is Donald Trump Leaning Forward? – #Nonverbal #EmotionalIntelligence #BodyLanguage #BodyLanguageExpert #DonaldTrump #LeaningForward #StandingFunny #StandingOddly #PersonalSpace #TrumpsHeight pic.twitter.com/Rvh57yahaK
— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) April 29, 2019
1/ In the past several days, it's been reported that Donald Trump has been "standing weird". Although the President's leaning-forward posture has been displayed in the past, recently this stance has been used more consistently. Why? What are the body language ramifications?
— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) April 29, 2019
2/ Donald Trump is standing with this posture – primarily because he has specially crafted, 'lift shoes'. His added 2.0 – 3.0 inch heel-height causes him to lean forward. This configuration is accentuated by his obesity.
— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) April 29, 2019
3/ Trump is quite self-conscious about his height. President Trump's claimed height is 6'3" – yet, this is demonstrably false.
— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) April 29, 2019
4/ In the above photo, taken on the morning of his inauguration, Trump is clearly approximately 0.5 inch shorter than President Obama (Obama's feet are further apart, which effectively lowers his height a bit, relative to Trump). pic.twitter.com/694N8jT1CN
— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) April 29, 2019
10/ SUMMARY: Donald Trump's forward-leaning posture is caused by his use of lift-shoes. This odd stature is further exacerbated by his obesity.
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— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) April 29, 2019
But this is all hogwash to Trump, who just tweeted this morning this photoshopped photo of him as Rocky:
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2019
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