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Newest Mitch McConnell Photo is MUCH WORSE: ‘Holy Sh*t, He Looks Close to Death!’

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Something is wrong with Mitch McConnell and we don’t wish ill health or death upon anyone, no matter how inhumane or how duplicitous that person might be. Call it the progressive liberalism in us.

But we published a picture yesterday showing that one of McConnell’s hands appeared almost black – not bruised, almost black, while the other appeared fine. (We cannot confirm whether the picture below was taken today or yesterday – the tweet is dated today, and the picture is fuller, we are attempting to confirm the date) another picture is now released only this one shows more of McConnell’s body. Something is wrong with McConnell’s lips, which look black, too – in fact, he has black coloration above his upper lip.

His face – which has always seemed droopy, seems to be especially droopy today. Clearly, there is a medical issue going on and Mitch McConnell is running in an election against a former military pilot in her 40s. Kentuckians deserve to know the answer. And given the fact that no piece of legislation, especially the heroes act – that likely could get four Republic votes if it ever got to a vote in the Senate, can get voted upon until Mitch McConnell says “Yes,” it means that the nation has an interest in McConnell’s health, too.

We are tired of having to see pictures in which it doesn’t take an MD to figure out someone’s sick, a gardener can tell something is wrong, and yet we’re left to guess as if it’s a non-issue. We realize it must be an incredibly uncomfortable question to ask for the media because that is normally one of the most personal things a person has – their medical health. But when someone’s medical health impacts the nation’s health, voters deserve to know.

We heard the rumors when Harry Reid took his bike fall. We heard the stuff about the mob beating, we heard all of it. At least Reid acknowledged the obvious, that he was sick and had undergone a trauma, bike wreck or not. McConnell owes it to us to come clean.

No, sometimes they’re told they’re not allowed to retire. Once a business has spent a certain amount of money in a politician to own that politician, they’re not about to allow that person to retire to enjoy life and have to start over again.

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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