My god this guy is stupid. We have reported for a long time – having some fun while at it – that Eric is particularly dumb, even for a Trump. Eric makes Melania look like a MENSA member. Not everyone in Trump’s orbit is stupid, Trump has some campaign people and political aides that are far too brilliant for their own good. So how is it that someone hasn’t told Trump, “Do not let Eric out in public …”

Wait. We know the answer to that question. Doing so would be telling Donald that he fathered an absolute idiot – and thus maybe the genes aren’t so perfect, or Donald isn’t Eric’s father. We are pretty sure Trump is Eric’s father, it is Don Jr. we always ask about. (Ever notice that one of those five kids does not look like the others?)

Anyway, Eric went on Judge Jeanine Pirro’s show, where deep thought puts itself on a ventilator, and Eric gave his views as to COVID and what the real problem is. 

“Listen, Biden loves this. They think they’re taking away Donald Trump’s greatest tool, which is being able to go into an arena and fill it with 50,000 people every single time.”

You will note that Eric occasionally has difficulty with numbers and the meaning of “zero,” given to us by the Arabs in Arabic numerals. The difference between 5,000 and 50,000 is just “one zero” but it’s also the difference between the Sioux Falls South Dakota arena and Yankee Stadium.

“And guess what, after November 3rd, coronavirus will magically all of the sudden go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen,” 

“They’re trying to deprive him of his greatest asset, which is the fact that the American people love him, the fact that he’s relatable, and the fact that he can go out there and draw massive crowds,”

Yeah! The Democrats invented COVID and they invented dead people because dead people can’t love my dad. And you watch, after November 3rd COVID will go away and people will stop dying. By the way, speaking of love, Dad – PLEASE love me!!

As president, Trump gets to go on TV every single day and have every single network cover it, while Joe Biden still believes it is important to uphold the law, while also not getting sick, and stays home to do whatever local interviews he can get. Trump has a huge advantage in campaign politics (other than Trump embarrasses himself so often). But that won’t stop them from whining. Trump really wants those rallies because they stroke his ego. Without the rallies, Trump is in danger of dying, like a little flower without water. He needs that narcissistic hydration.

So, Eric says COVID is actually a Democratic plot to get Biden elected and after November 3rd, we’ll all forget about it … typical Eric. Except it’s less funny this time because he’s offending the families who have lost loved ones and families that have loved ones on the front lines. IF Eric is convinced all this is a hoax that’ll go away on November 3rd, he should ask Judge Jeanine why she is still broadcasting from her basement.

By the way, if Trump actually does start having rallies in arenas with 5,000 people, no one will be able to convince me that Trump hasn’t gotten a dose of one of the first trial vaccines.

Poor Eric pic.twitter.com/BWy4f1fYd5

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 17, 2020

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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