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SNL Mercilessly Mocks Judge Jeanine Pirro in Season Finale, Calls Trump a ‘USDA-Certified Sex Machine’

Many of you will recall a column published two-three weeks ago in which we asked whether Judge Jeanine Pirro was drunk on air. We could, of course, never come to a conclusion, but she had started the show late after technical difficulty, slurred her words throughout, and looked fairly disheveled. We are, of course, understating it.

We bring all this up because Judge Jeanine again had one of her episodes last night, projecting everything Trump upon Obama. Judge Jeanine is very upset that Obama had the temerity on the campaign trail to say that Trump was “uniquely unqualified,” which history has shown to be the understatement of the century. Judge Jeanine, however, believes that Obama abandoned presidential decorum in how poorly he treated Trump: From Crooks and Liars

PIRRO: And as for President Obama’s hatred of Donald Trump, when was the last time you recall a sitting president campaigning vigorously against the candidate of the opposing party for president? When was the last time in American history that a sitting president said with venom on his lips, that a candidate of the opposing party will never be president.

When is the last time you heard an ex-president actively campaign against a sitting president? Fundraisers are one thing, but Barack Obama is all in. He never stopped in his community activism against Trump. Obama went after trump harder than Bill Clinton.

Obama rallied the Justice Department and the FBI, the intelligence communities. A sitting president saying a candidate of the opposing party is uniquely unqualified to be president and is helping terrorists is the epitome of Obama’s hatred against Trump.

Judge Jeanine’s last sentence is the epitome of Fox News-speak, mocking the English language.

But this time, Saturday Night Live had some feedback for Judge Jeanine almost in real-time. I don’t know how the SNL producers and writers manage to watch Judge Jeanine each weekend (I know that I cannot), but they have her down. And they managed to poke a little about that allegedly drunken episode from the Judge’s house.

They have her down:

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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