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Trump Just Inadvertently Tweeted Photo of Himself Next to a Desk Drawer Full of Pills

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“There is always a tweet?”

Well, yes, and it is truly amazing how many subjects the mantra covers. Some rumors concerning Adderall and other stimulant use have followed Trump around like his money issues.

So what does Don Jr. tweet today, on Cinco De Mayo? He re-tweets what he calls the “greatest” tweet ever, but what the rest of the country knows to be … The Sudafed Tweet:

Oh look, the president* himself retweeted it as well:

You, of course, can see the desk on the right, just as literally every Twitter user on earth and there they are. Box after box of Sudafed.

And what do people do with Sudafed?

Well, some people take it for colds and feeling stuffed up, but there was no Coronavirus back then, so it’s tough to place why it is that someone needs that much. It is also tough to figure out how someone gets that much because the government has clamped down on how much any one individual can buy because … it is somewhat easily made to meth – if one knows what they’re doing. And I don’t. But it is easy if someone knows.

Or, it is used by people who snort stuff a lot and thus have an issue with … chest and nasal congestion.

You pick.

So that did it.

#Sudafed is trending numero uno (Espanol):

Damn, I wish the major media could jam on this all day!

Well, damned I sure wish someone would ask him at a major news conference: “Do you still have a drawer full of Sudafed because you might need to treat a drug issue that causes dilated pupils … incoherent rants and paranoia?

And Trump already thinks he’s treated worse than Lincoln! Of course, Lincoln likely wasn’t a … never mind.

Whoa

Ouch. We’re taking it out on that one.

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Peace, y’all

Jason

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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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