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Gym Jordan Tries SO HARD to Get Dr. Fauci to Say People Shouldn’t Protest and It Backfires for Screaming Jordan

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Good ol’ Loud Gym Jordan really should stop trying to challenge people who are smarter than him from his committee chair. It never seems to work quite as well as he might have envisioned. The really fun part is that Jordan looks like the kid who is kicking and screaming, and cannot draw someone in to kick and scream with him. Jordan wants someone to try to fight him and when a witness just calmly answers back, it sends Jordan into even bigger hysterics.

It happened again today when Jordan tried to get Dr. Anthony Fauci to agree with him that all those hippie-ass-p***ys that are protesting should be put in jail for spreading the disease during a pandemic. From The Week:

Because science indicates crowds exacerbate the spread of coronavirus, Jordan asked Fauci on Friday if the government “should limit the protests.” “I’m not in a position to determine what the government should do in a forceful way,” Fauci responded. So Jordan kept pressing: “The government is stopping people from going to church,” claiming that’s something “the five liberals” on the Supreme Court had decided. But Fauci continued holding out, saying he does not “judge one crowd versus another crowd” and would not “opine on who should get arrested or not. That’s not my position.”

Jordan then went so far as to claim Fauci had said “protests increase the spread” of coronavirus. “I said crowds, I didn’t say specifically, I didn’t say protests or anything, ” Fauci firmly responded. “You’re putting words in my mouth,” Fauci continued before saying he had no data showing the nationwide protests had spread the virus.

Jordan is completely outclassed in this battle.

You gotta love Dr. Fauci. At one point he just laughed at Jordan:

Twitter was obviously on Team Fauci:

Oh look, even Trump had to pipe in, and I think it’s safe to say he’s on Team Jordan:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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