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Twitter Seems to Think Kayleigh McEnany is Wearing a Wig and Everyone is Talking About It
This morning, we have already reported upon Trump’s response to the Russian bounty accusations, we covered the Black Lives Matter movement to paint 5th Avenue in front of Trump Tower, we have noted the White House’s lack of response to COVID, and the Lincoln Project’s latest devastating ad – we have the important stuff covered. Thus we feel a bit freed to ask a meaningless, though perhaps a bit “mean” question. Does Kayleigh McEnany wear a wig? Or does she just have the world’s worst extensions?
We make it a point of pride to not denigrate people’s looks (except for Trump because Trump makes it a point to denigrate other people’s looks and his look can hint at his health). And we’re not doing this with Kayleigh, who, even we will admit, is a physically attractive woman. This question doesn’t pertain to her appearance except the artificial part, more like a comment on her clothing choices (She greatly favors bare arms and shoulders, it is summer in DC, but she’d also like you to know, brain by Heritage Foundation, body by Nautilis.)
It is a question percolating through Twitter this morning and we need a break from the despair accompanying the realization that we have a true traitor in the White House. So, what is going on with Kayleigh’s hair?
The question got started with a bit of a mean tweet:
What do you call
the white stuff in the part
of Kayleigh McEnany’s hair? pic.twitter.com/F3Wd6qUs9w— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) July 1, 2020
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— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) July 1, 2020
Some answers were disgusting and beneath publication. But there were answers that raised further questions.
My wife thinks she’s wearing a wig.
— Naughtius Maximus 🇺🇦🌻 (@ResisterDude) July 1, 2020
Obviously one person’s opinion doesn’t mean a lot, but the idea gained a lot of traction.
Confirm. I have a cosmetology degree. It is a wig. And a bad $30 or less wig. Woven net with very few woven hairs in it. She paid CHEAP for this one.
— Blade 🌈 (@Blade_Is_MyName) July 1, 2020
I could always tell because the curl is exactly the same every single day.
— Boz Coleslaw Stoli (@oddboz) July 1, 2020
That is true. We watch her daily, and it is true, it is the same each day.
https://twitter.com/Kevin_A_Boogie/status/1278209668586721280
Yea when I used to wear one I always applied powder or spray foundation so it didn’t look like that 👀
— 🦋 𝐵𝑒𝒸𝓀𝒾𝑒 🦋⃤ (@beckieavery4) July 1, 2020
It’s a wig for sure!!
— JeffLattner (@latts19) July 1, 2020
Ok folks! Black woman here and WE know all about hair! If this is real, the whiteness in her part is her white wig cap. She is wearing a wig and wore the wrong color cap underneath. If you look closely, the white color starts a few inches away from her hairline. It’s a wig. 😉
— Wine Lover (@WineLoverSF) July 1, 2020
The part in her wig.
— Never Give Up (@LRCurtis1) July 1, 2020
In case you find this tasteless, we removed the truly tasteless responses. We just found it interesting. Is Kayleigh blonde because of the rule that conservative women must be blonde?
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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