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UPDATED: Rudy Giuliani Appears to Fondle Himself in Front of Young Actress in New Borat Movie He Believed Was Real at the Time

Okay, please hang with us here because this is so unbelievable that it is very hard to absorb. Rudy Giuliani has some difficult questions to answer as it appears that he was quite ready to get physical with a VERY young woman – though he was LATER told that she was 15, there is no clear indication that Rudy knew that at the time.

Perhaps the entire thing will make more sense as told by The Guardian:

In the film, released on Friday, the former New York mayor and current personal attorney to Donald Trump is seen reaching into his trousers and apparently touching his genitals while reclining on a bed in the presence of the actor playing Borat’s daughter, who is posing as a TV journalist.

Following an obsequious interview for a fake conservative news programme, the pair retreat at her suggestion for a drink to the bedroom of a hotel suite, which is rigged with concealed cameras.

That is called a set-up, and there are A LOT of men that would fall for such a set-up, denying it until their very last days. But very few of them are close to 80 or whatever Rudy Giuliani might be. Still, THAT is a very young girl, but again, there is no indication that “posing as a journalist” Rudy would have any indication that she was underage.

After she removes his microphone, Giuliani, 76, can be seen lying back on the bed, fiddling with his untucked shirt and reaching into his trousers. They are then interrupted by Borat who runs in and says: “She’s 15. She’s too old for you.”

So there is VERY little doubt that Rudy was “ready” – but again, we want to stress this, MANY men would fail that exact same test if put in that exact same situation. It is very easy to remain fully faithful when one is never in a position where it seems almost begged for. (Why are we covering for Rudy? We aren’t sure, maybe we feel like the world will come down a little hard on him in a situation where maybe 30% of 50% of the world would do the same thing).

“This guy comes running in, wearing a crazy, what I would say was a pink transgender outfit,” Giuliani told the New York Post. “It was a pink bikini, with lace, underneath a translucent mesh top, it looked absurd. He had the beard, bare legs, and wasn’t what I would call distractingly attractive.

We can make a pretty good guess as to who that man would be.

Regardless, if one is ready, there is footage on the net, on Twitter specifically. There is no nudity or anything, but still, you have been warned:

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We are going to allow you to come to whatever conclusion you would like, pretty much ALL would be fair at this point.

In the interests of fairness, we will note that Rudy has addressed this and tweeted:

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is an attorney, author, political analyst and writer originally from Canada, with dual citizenship, living with his wife and daughter in southern Mississippi. He has an B.S. in Biology and a Minor in American History from Gonzaga University and a J.D. from the University of California. He does as little law as he can get away with while now doing full time writing for Political Flare. He also enjoys gardening, fishing, casual reading in science and dogs.

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