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WATCH: The Full Rudy Giuliani Scene from Borat Is Out and It Is … Really, Really Bad

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,

What the hell were you doing? This isn’t that hard my man. Men in their mid-70s do not have young beautiful women wanting them alone for something in a hotel room for something … free. There is always a price, and it appears that we’re the ones paying the price because we have to watch.

From Mediaite:

According to several early reviews for the film, Giuliani was caught on camera laying on a hotel bed and flirting with 24-year-old Maria Bakalova, an undercover actor playing Borat’s daughter.

Are you ready? I mean really ready? Because we don’t want anyone angry that they weren’t warned, so this is it. If you wanna see … never mind:

Now once again, we have Mediaite explaining a bit of what we’re seeing:

Giuliani sits down with Bakalova for an interview, which he believes is legitimate and on the Trump administration’s response to the coronavirus. The actor begins by telling the former mayor that she is his biggest fan and eventually invites Giuliani to have a drink “in the bedroom” following their interview.

He removes her microphone before sitting down on the hotel bed and asking for her number and her address. The former New York mayor can also be seen touching the actor’s backside before he puts his hands down his pants to remove his microphone.

He then lies down on the bed and puts his hands down his pants again, this time in a less appropriate manner. Cohen bursts in as Borat and startles Giuliani, who certainly acts like he has something to hide — interrupting the moment before anything to R-rated happens.

No, no, no, really? Come on!

Obviously, it was at that point that Borat rushed into the room, looking … strange, and then said she was 15 and too old for her. Giuliani, to be fair, did say “I don’t want anything to do with you.” After he hear something about 15 years old.

“This guy comes running in, wearing a crazy, what I would say was a pink transgender outfit,” Giuliani told Page Six in July. “It was a pink bikini, with lace, underneath a translucent mesh top, it looked absurd. He had the beard, bare legs, and wasn’t what I would call distractingly attractive.”

Not that any of us really wanted to know any of this, but at least we have the story complete, and hopefully done – forever, now – please.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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