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Trump Tells Puerto Ricans They ‘Better Vote’ For Him Despite Island Not Getting Presidential Vote

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It is tremendously unfair and it’s a situation that must be fixed, but Puerto Ricans, who are more American than this author (who has dual citizenship) are not allowed to vote for President if they live in Puerto Rico. This is because, of course, Puerto Rico is not a state (yet) and thus is unable to send electors to the Electoral College to vote for president.

Trump, who has railed against “illegal votes” for as long as he’s known that he’s going to lose the electoral college vote – if every vote is counted – has made “fraudulent voting” pretty well his only platform. Now he’s on board for illegal votes.

It is bad enough that he allows Russia to vote for him, especially Russians with one hell of a lot of money and the ability to order the Russian military cyber-unit, “vote” for him by participating in our election to various degrees, now he wants more illegal votes.

We had some ideas for other illegal votes that should be cast for Donald Trump. Obviously, anyone in Greenland who wants to become part of the United States ought to cast a vote for Donald Trump. Greenland is the world’s biggest island and thus – as Trump will tell you – would have a LOT of electoral votes.

Trump believes that everyone with a vote for the Nobel Peace Prize better vote for him, and they can even pick, whether they vote for him for the Nobel Peace Prize this year, or a second Nobel Peace Prize this year – he already has three or four, as he implied last night, so the fact that have awarded him three or four Nobel Peace Prizes, means they ought to be fairly used to it by now.

People who hate Joe Biden better vote for him. Or don’t vote. One or the other. In fact, Trump believes that all ballots for people against him are fraudulent because all bad news against him is fake and everyone who knows him loves him. Women ovulate in his presence.

There are others though we only have so much time. But Trump has a lot of deep thoughts about those people who “better” vote for him, and he damned sure means those secretaries of state, judges, certain governors, and senators, that he’s paid (through friends, of course, since Trump is short of cash right now), they better vote for him. And they better vote for him at exactly the right time and it ain’t November 3rd.

But here is Trump at Monday night’s Florida rally telling Puerto Ricans that they “better vote” for him. Because he’s the best thing to ever happen to Puerto Rico.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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