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Rudy Giuliani is Humiliated as Brown Goo Drips from His Face While Quoting My Cousin Vinny at Bizarre Presser
We have done a story already on the worrisome part of the news conference that the Trump legal team held today and absolutely none of the “scary” part involved Rudy Giuliani. Rudy provided the … entertainment? Prior to the horror show? Or was Rudy the horror show? It is very tough to tell. But Rudy appeared to melt from brown goo in front of the microphone today (it had to be some combination of hair dye and makeup) while we heard more bullshit than we are used to at this point.
Here’s a summary from Mediaite:
A dark fluid dripped down Rudy Giuliani’s head during his Thursday press conference on behalf of the Trump campaign, prompting social media users to speculate what it could be….
…. Then, the mysterious dark fluid began to drip from the top of his head across his cheek.
It appears that Rudy Giuliani is sweating through his hair dye. pic.twitter.com/OY3dGL1BtX
— The Recount (@therecount) November 19, 2020
That is almost as embarrassing as showing up in a Borat film thinking you’re about to take your pants off with a 24-year-old beautiful young woman. It is also almost as embarrassing as calling a news conference at the Four Seasons and ending up at a landscaping company beside a funeral home and a porn shop. But that’s just Rudy, you know? The $20,000 a day man.
Now, there’s an interesting question to be had whether having brown goo dripping down your face is more embarrassing than being the president’s lawyer in a press conference to overturn an election and be the guy who starts quoting “My Cousin Vinny” – a movie about a mostly pretend lawyer fooling everyone, yet – Rudy did it!
Rudy: Did you all see My Cousin Vinny? pic.twitter.com/SVwMNiIysi
— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) November 19, 2020
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