Johnny Enlow, QAnon conspiracy theorist extraordinaire, would like you to know that President Donald Trump actually won the presidential election with 88 million votes, and furthermore won 45 states — including California and New York. That’s the announcement he made on Elijah Stream’s YouTube channel Friday, Right Wing Watch reports.

God, he said, told him that any presidential election vote total showing Trump having won fewer votes than he has followers on Twitter is fraudulent.

Enlow is a Seven Mountains Dominionism fanboy and on the program, he embarked on a maze-like tale whereupon he alleged a “red tsunami” occurred during the 2018 midterm election. Republicans made epic gains, but Democratic voter fraud did some smiting.

And Trump & company? Oh, they were aware of the fraudulent shenanigans but didn’t expose or contest it because they set up a “sting operation” for the 2020 election.

Sure they did. Even though their leader couldn’t pass a basic third-grade-level spelling and grammar test.

And for those of you who don’t know what Seven Mountains Dominionism is, I’m going to clue you in. It’s a movement that has gained a following in some Charismatic and Pentecostal churches, GotQuestions reports. Followers of the Seven Mountains mandate believe that before Christ can return to Earth, the church must gain control of the seven major spheres of influence in today’s world for the glory of Christ.

According to GotQuestions:

“Once the world has been made subject to the kingdom of God, Jesus will return and rule the world.”

These “mountains” are Education, religion, family, business, government/military, arts/entertainment, and the media.

And now Enlow is claiming the Trump campaign didn’t want to win the election in a straightforward fashion. After all, that would have gummed up their intentions of revealing the widespread fraud. He claims he knows this because God told him so.

“It was a sting operation,” Enlow said. “They knew the [Democrats] had to cheat, and they knew they had to cheat a lot. They already knew they were going to cheat at least 15 percent because that’s what they did last time. What they ended up having to do is cheat by every means known to man. They had to do the Dominion software, they had to enter into the new algorithms, they had to freeze the election, produce new ballots, pull them out of suitcases. It’s the most flagrant cheating in history.”

Man, this dude has a busy imagination. And he says God told him this in a “weird way.” Everything Enlow’s said is already weird so obviously, the rest of his story is going to be weird too.

“Until we see at least 88 million votes show up for Trump and 45 states, it will not have been [legitimate],” he said. “The numbers are actually greater than that. I don’t know why the Lord gave me two sets of numbers, but he just says, ‘You’re not even seeing close to the truth unless you see at least 88 million.’ He told me in a weird way: ‘If you don’t see at least as many votes as he has followers on Twitter — 88.6 million followers on Twitter, and that has been squelched as well. And then the states, he went through just one by one with me and was telling me who was where. And so here’s the big news: California and New York both went red.”

I really have a great deal of fun bringing these nudniks to you; the jokes just write themselves. Because they are the jokes. If you want a laugh, watch the video below.