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Eric Trump’s Second Tweet Since the Capitol Riots Offends Nearly Everyone, ‘Grifters Until the End’

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Anyone wanting their hourly indication that the Trumps are, without question, the worst living American family, need not worry at this hour on Monday. Eric Trump, universally known as the “dumb one” (though we’re not convinced, a couple of them might just be better at hiding it), has precisely the wrong message at the wrong time with the wrong goal.

It would seem that within weeks of causing the first American insurrection since the last Civil War, the family would want to avoid any appearance that may indicate that they lead nothing more than a fascist cult of personality and that the Trumps’ end game is money, money, money, with no concern at all for that part of the country they hypnotized.  It would seem that way and yet Eric wants to take the opposite approach and reaffirm everything we already know.

There is a Trump store. We presume that it’s nearly all online but they sell their political brand. If that isn’t some sort of indication that something’s amiss to their supporters, well – there was never much hope anyway. But their store is run by a team that is so good that the site is back up. We didn’t know it was down but we presume it had something to do with servers canceling them and people angry about inciting riots.

They’re back:

A true testament to the greed and utter shamelessness of the entire family. This simply screams “We are here to make money!! Give us the money!!” Why don’t they make a commercial, “Get them while they’re hot, people are literally willing to kill for them!”

Too much? Sick humor? We’re sick of them and they have 48 hours to get. the. fuck. out.

We’re not the only ones:

There is not a lot else to say at this point. Pathetic.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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