Precious few have ever fallen as hard and fast as Kayleigh McEnany.

The ever-upward striving Kayleigh reached the mountain top, working for one of her gods, while advertising for another, always adorned with a cross around her neck outside a perfectly tight skinful shirt. She led the MAGA faithful in twice-weekly services wherein she lashed out at the devil on behalf of the righteous. She lapped up MAGA praise and dreamed of even greater power and riches, forming her own words and direction with her own highly paid “movement” on Fox. It was her birthright.

At the very least, a Harvard law grad having been White House Press Secretary would always be able to move on to Goldman Sachs or Lloyds of London. Another birthright.

But in her Christian zeal, Kayleigh forgot the First Commandment, “I am the Lord your God, though shall have no gods before me.” Kayleigh did, in fact, find her own God and put Him before everything else, including the person associated with that cross, Jesus – the radical progressive liberal of his day, a younger Bernie Sanders, a male AOC, a teacher like Warren.

Any hope that remained shattered on January 6th. She has no chance for her own television show on Fox, at least not anytime soon. She damned sure isn’t wanted by any respectable company with mountains of cash. She has no mountain to climb except for – perhaps – going back to the same one upon which she stood in MAGA land, only far more weathered and diminished.

She is left to public prayer for praise, yet another huge rejection of all she had once been taught. “When you pray, you shall not be as the hypocrites, for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men.” 

No one gets to see her cross anymore, so Kayleigh is reduced to praying in front of the world:

“He became sin who knew no sin That we might become His righteousness
He humbled himself & carried the cross. Love so amazing.

Jesus Messiah, name above all names
Blessed redeemer, Emmanuel
The rescue for sinners, the ransom from Heaven
Jesus Messiah, Lord of all”

-Chris Tomlin

— Kayleigh McEnany (@kayleighmcenany) January 28, 2021

Kayleigh is being far too righteous, refusing to humble herself or carry her cross. She feels unloved. She invokes Jesus after rejecting everything he stood for.

Blessed are those who mourn, Kayleigh, not people who hold press conferences talking around the hundreds of thousands of deaths. Moreover, Jesus said that the meek will inherit the earth, not jobs on Fox. One must thirst for righteousness and not be so self-righteous. One should be merciful and pure of heart, not resentful and angry. It is all in the book, Kayleigh. We found it on Google, we wonder where she’s getting spiritual advice.

We said that no one has fallen further but now we feel a need to help her out. Perhaps we should tell her that she’s been in the gutter the whole time and hasn’t fallen at all. Perhaps she’s just now making a desperate attempt to lift herself up. Unfortunately, she’s off to a terrible start. Again.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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