We warned you. Not that everyone didn’t see this coming from across an ocean.

Yes, K-Mac has “moved on” from MAGA world to find herself propped up in …MAGA world. Shock face. It is highly likely that Kayleigh plotted this course all the way back to when she transferred into Harvard law (she transferred after first-year.) The moment she figured out she was blonde, beautiful, and could at least fake sincerity about rabid right-wing views, she would make “bank.” Harvard law grads tend to do well with respect to money anyway, but the first ten years involves a lot of hard work, whereas we’re fairly certain that K-Mac was having fun.

We strongly believe that Kayleigh is a natural with respect to that rabid-right wing thing.

But it must be said, unlike the blonde beautiful thing, sincerely crazed conservative views are not considered an entry-level requirement, only the ability to say crazed conservative things without laughing out loud and throwing cash in the air. Thinking on it a little, there is no need to be naturally blonde, either. One fulfills the basic requirement by retaining the services of an expensive salon and never, ever, burning all younger pictures with darker hair and never appearing in one’s natural color.

Kayleigh inked the deal this month, though we don’t know the date:

Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is the latest official to take advantage of the revolving door between Fox News and the Trump administration. According to her termination financial disclosure report, McEnany reached an agreement with the company in January 2021 to start working there this month. During her stint in the Trump administration, McEnany regularly appeared on the network, including more than 20 times after Trump lost the 2020 election. 

Yeah.

To be fair, and maybe we’re not sincerely fair, it is not like Kayleigh could ink a deal with Goldman-Sachs for even bigger bank. If she involved herself with any other White House, it would likely be a strong possibility. Not Kayleigh. She ensconced herself in MAGA land and she will remain in MAGA land until she formally denounces it and spends five years working against it. We do believe that all souls are redeemable, and everyone should grow and mature in their lives. We have little hope for Kayleigh.

She seems a little too sincere …About her views, not necessarily about the blonde color. We aim to be fair. But maybe not sincerely …

UPDATE: We are not sure what to make of this except to say that just because she’s not a “current employee” doesn’t mean that the deal isn’t sealed, or at least wasn’t sealed. They could have been “talking” (paused) about a lot of things: From Mediaite:

UPDATE 12:20 p.m.: Fox News denied that former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany has joined the network in a statement to Mediaite. A source said the discussions with McEnany, which started after the election, have since been paused.

“Kayleigh McEnany is not currently an employee or contributor at FOX News,” the network said.

The statement comes after McEnany revealed on a financial disclosure form that she had reached an employment agreement with Fox News.

A source familiar with the negotiations explained that the network was discussing an on-air role for McEnany after the election — but those discussions were paused. The source said the Fox is open to hiring McEnany in the future, as the network does not condone cancel culture.

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Jason
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