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Who the Heck is Tomi Lahren and Where Does She Get the Right to Love Herself So Much?

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We have been forced to report on some tough stuff of late and ran a poignant portrait of a man that needs to spend the rest of his life in prison, Jared Kushner. So it’s been heavy reporting lately.

There is no need to report and comment on this, none. In fact, it is almost surely a bad idea. The last thing this woman needs is more media coverage. But screw it, we can’t figure this out. That’s the reporting on this, the story is we don’t know the story.

Tomi Lahren.

Who in this living hell of a world right now, is this person, this one so unforgivably in awe of herself?

Trump’s got 19 days left and it’s time for raw truths and if we sound a tiny bit … “off tune” on this just go with the more global message. There is a well-marked, well-worn, path to riches for any hot, salon blonde, too young, woman willing to say outrageous, sometimes deeply disturbing, and hateful things Are we correct? It’s now just a ridiculous, but true, stereotype that the Republican party embraces as part of its ad campaign. “Join the Republicans and meet all the dermatological and orthodontal adorables.”

What the hell is this?

Who made her in charge? She gets to define patriotism? She couldn’t define “definition.”

And “Amen?” So this is a prayer? A prayer, part hateful, part condescending, and a ton of self-satisfaction. All she is doing is the dot to dot published manual, “Riches in Fake Republicanism for the Young Gorgeous Blondes.”

Next one down is this:

If you can string together cliches and were a cheerleader, come on in!

We guarantee, and we mean it, we guarantee that if we paid her more – which will never, ever, happen – but if we paid her more, she’d be writing ridiculous cliches extolling the progressive movement. She would be almost entirely ignored because we want to clone Rachel Maddows while Republicans may actually have cloned Anne Coulter, who’s lost her juice because she’s “old” (for this job). Meanwhile, Maddow gets better every year. But if we paid Tomi more than …

That is who she is.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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