It is exceedingly difficult to keep track of the Right’s latest “conspiracy theories” versus outright propaganda, or just lies. Technically, there might be a difference between the three terms, but as a practical matter, they get mixed so regularly on Right-Wing media that there’s little point in trying to discern the subtle differences.

However, we can confidently say that Toni Lahren spread a false “conspiracy theory” last night on Judge Jeanine Pirro’s show because the implication is that she knows a long-term Democratic plan. She just never gets around to saying how she knows. We actually have some “inside contacts” – not “that” inside, but still – and this is not “planned.”

Toni believes that  Democrats have long been planning to remove President Joe Biden from office and replace him with Vice President Kamala Harris. Neither Pirror nor her other commentator disagreed or slowed Toni down:

The fact of the matter is this: the left is going to dump Joe Biden in five months, maybe six months, and put Kamala in, as we all knew. We were never supposed to talk about this, we were never supposed to hint at this, that Joe Biden may not be up for the job. Now it’s perfectly clear.

To who?

And we would never talk about somebody that was clearly mentally unstable, maybe somebody that was struggling we would never talk about this. Except for the fact that this is the President of the United States of America. We have every right to talk about it, we have every right to be concerned.

As we wrote yesterday, we would like to host the Pepsi-Challenge whereby both President Biden and Donald Trump were given fifteen minutes to write an essay on their favorite fruit and why. We are confident that one would look like it was written by an adult and be about an orange or kiwi, the other one would be about Donald Trump.

Toni continued:

His own party said, “hey, maybe, maybe not the nuclear codes, maybe this is not the best idea.”

Correct. We said it when Donald Trump had the nuclear codes. Notice that Toni doesn’t mention when the Democrats said such a thing.

So before they go and rip on conservatives for talking about mental acuity, they wanted to take the nuclear codes from Joe. Clearly, they all know something we all know. This is not good for our country. And the world knows it.

Umm Toni? Democrats could not fcking be happier as to what Joe Biden is doing for the country. The fact that you are pouting like a 14-year-old does not mean that Democrats believe this is bad for the country. It may be possible – we don’t know – that Joe has always thought of himself as a one-term president and that is why he is being so aggressive in doing what he wants. But no one but Joe (and maybe Kamala) knows whether that is a plan or not.

Joe may be leaving it open as to how he feels at the end of the term. Right now? At the beginning of the term? We suspect he couldn’t possibly be feeling better. Also, after the essay contest, let’s have a bike race between the two. And if Joe is so “senile,” why does he keep cracking great jokes on several reporters, quick as ever?

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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