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Andrew Giuliani Appeared on CNN Acting Like a Psycho and Did His Father Absolutely No Favors

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Andrew Giuliani went on to CNN last night to talk to Erin Burnett. He sounded desperate, nervous, mad, all that. But according to Andrew, he is not worried because all of this is nothing but the politicization of the Justice Department. Laugh track. This is after Bill Barr, Mike Flynn, and endless pardons. But Andrew says he is not worried, he knows his dad.

He should be worried.

Andrew did his best Don Jr. impression by whining that it was nothing but despicable politics, even though we know from revelations this morning that all of this started in 2019, under Bill Barr. The Justice Department continued investigating and continued to ask Barr for permission to petition the court for a warrant, only to have it held up by Barr. It increasingly sounds like Barr protected Giuliani and Trump. How is that for politicization?

Andrew also took time to mention that Rudy Giuliani was both the greatest mayor in the history of New York City and also the greatest U.S. Attorney in the Southern District of New York, which is ironic, since it is the Southern District of New York that sought a warrant in 2019 and then served several others yesterday morning.

Weirdly, Giuliani complained that the FBI searched through Giuliani’s apartment and took all of Giuliani’s electronic devices but left Hunter Biden’s laptop where it was sitting. An excellent question might be; What. The. Fck. is “Hunter Biden’s laptop” doing in Rudy Giuliani’s apartment? Andrew left that part unaddressed and so did Burnett, which is a little bit disconcerting.

Andrew desperately, hungrily, pathetically, tried to talk about Hunter the entire time. So Burnett went there and challenged Andrew as to why Joe Biden chose to let the Justice Department continue to investigate Hunter – an investigation led by a man Trump’s DOJ appointed –  if the Justice Department is so “politicized.” Giuliani’s only retort was that Joe Biden plagiarized a speech in 1988. That’s it. That was all he had, that and he expects Hunter Biden to be charged any day now.

We are not even going to comment on how much Andrew looks like Will Farrell. He would sound smarter if he was Will.

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Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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