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Judge Jeanine Actually Uses Graphic of Exploding Cow Fart to Attack Biden’s Climate Change Plan

Well, how else are they supposed to attack Biden’s plans to combat climate change? Say something about limiting oneself to less than four pounds of red meat a year? No animal-based products at all? No animal-based beer? FOX tried all of them over the weekend, only to find itself called out as a bunch lying liars trying to find any issue that might stick against Biden.

So Judge Jeanine must have decided that reading or hearing about the climate change plans (the lies, at least) were insufficiently upsetting the audience, or their audience was insufficiently attentive, because she went graphic – like seventh-grade graphic, to reinforce what’s at issue here. Cows, and more specifically, whether you’ll ever get to eat one again. From Crooks and Liars:

PIRRO: Finally tonight, do you like red meat? Occasionally like to have a steak, a burger, grill or barbecue on Memorial Day, the Fourth of July, or for no reason at all?

Not so fast! The left with their Green New Deal wants to make sure you don’t! The left wants fewer cows because of those pesky greenhouse gasses that cause way too many emissions and light up the environment.

So, the cows must go, along with the jobs and ranchers, farmers, packers, truckers, wholesalers, retailers, as well as your individual preferences.

And with that, Pirro lit the fuse, almost literally. No, actually she didn’t “light” anything except light up the graphic in which some god-forsaken animated cow explodes “into the wind,” so to speak.

Meanwhile, some of us watched The Martian over the weekend, instead of Judge Jeanine. We had no idea what we might be missing or we would have taped up the remote, just in case.

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Jason
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