We think that Mike Lindell needs to hire us to get to the bottom of this.

By “this,” we are talking about Mike Lindell’s questions regarding why Fox News is no longer allowing him to go on air to talk about his grievances regarding the fraud that was the 2020 election (if you ask him). If Lindell is paying his private investigators $500 an hour, we would do it for $250 an air, plus expenses. Because, as we sit here right now, we know of 1.6 billion reasons that Fox will not allow Mike Lindell on the air to talk 2020.

Still, Lindell is on a mission, he wants answers and not the real answers we just offered above for free (damn it, our mistake). Lindell recently appeared on Steve Bannon’s podcast “War Room: Pandemic” and the two commiserated over their fate, both on the outside looking in to MAGA world and both of them wanting answers. (We are right here). From Mediaite:

“Why are the Murdochs afraid of Dominion?” Bannon asked. “Why is Mike Lindell not on Fox and why do they seem to say, hey, when Dominion says something we’re just gonna shut up about it and talk about Biden’s tax bill?”

One point six billion constitutes a lot of reasons, Mike. Even for the Murdochs. That and it’s a lie, so there’s that.

“You know, I’m gonna have those answers soon, ’cause I’ve hired private investigators and I’ve spent a lot of money on them to investigate everything,” Lindell said.

Spend less!! Hire us!! We will get you the answers, and they will be the unbridled truth, or marvelous fiction, whatever you’d like, it’s your name on the bottom of the check. So long as it clears, you’re clear. Truth or fiction, we are flexible.

“The bots and trolls, who’s behind them? Why is Facebook involved, Wikipedia involved? And then the big question: why isn’t Fox having people on? Why isn’t Fox on there talking about Dominion and Smartmatic and the election fraud?” he added.

In order. Who’s behind Bots and Trolls? Russia. Why is Facebook involved? Because it’s involved in everything. Wikipedia? Just trying to get the history right, Mike. As for Fox, it is a big question because one point six billion is a big number.

Lindell recently went on another wild rant against Fox News asking at one point if they’re “in on it.”

No, not so much “in on it” as “on the hook for it.” But are they in on it in the sense they don’t want to be sued? Yes, they are “in on it.” In on the truth? Well, no, not usually, but on this yes on this, now.

There. Did we earn our money?

Yes. That will be $250,000.00, Mike.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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