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Happy Father’s Day! Trump Suggests MAGAs Buy $100 to $7500 Tickets to See Him and O’Reilly at Major Rally

Is this an admission that Trump isn’t planning on reinstatement?

One can read into it and see that, yes – yes, it’s admitting that he won’t be in the White House directing major international operations to destroy NATO and allow Russia to move through Ukraine. Instead, he’s planning on holiday “special gatherings” for his biggest fans at a couple of big arenas for a bit of a reunion tour. Get your tickets now through Ticketmaster.

That last sentence ought to tell you everything. Ticketmaster is all too appropriate, a near-monopoly that does nothing but outrageously drive up the price of an event all because they have a computer that sells the tickets and then prints them. But that still doesn’t mean that the tickets have to be between $100 and $7500, and yet that’s what these tickets cost, according to Rawstory.

Trump released a statement to those on his email list:

“My tour with Bill O’Reilly is getting a lot of attention, and I’m looking forward to it. Maybe tickets would make a great Father’s Day gift? In any event, I’ll see you then, and much sooner!”

Always the salesman, always the grifter, it’s always about making cash. There will be two events, both in large arenas seating between 18-20 thousand people, one in Sunrise, Florida, the other in Orlando, both events scheduled for this December. So they want a bit more than one would pay for upper deck and courtside tickets to an NBA event, and they want that money to see two used-up old white guys go out and talk about the only thing they ever talk about, a discussion about their own greatness and how everything has been horribly unfair to these two obscenely rich and pampered white guys. So buy a t-shirt on your way out the door!

Yes, Happy Father’s day, everyone. Be a great American. Don’t spend anything, make lunch and take Dad outside to a park somewhere and talk about something wonderful, like him, the opposite of Trump or O’Reilly.

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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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