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Megyn Kelly Inks New Deal and Immediately Says Something Disgusting: Jan. 6th Wasn’t So Bad

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For all of us who have searched for a job where we’re paid 70 million dollars to “Go Away,” we should remember there is one downside. One has to be so awful, so despised, that people drop gold bricks on top of your pretty head. Megyn Kelly is fortunate enough to have been born with that gift. For the rest of us, who get a raises that come in the form of love, not money: “If you leave, I will k*ll you,” consider yourselves fortunate. You’re wanted, and alive. From a certain point of view, you’re richer than Megyn Kelly.

Oh, and hey, Megyn’s back. Surprising no one, her entrance is accompanied by a Megyn statement of the type that got her run out of 30-Rock. Here she is, already showing herself to the door:

“There is no question the media represented it as so much worse than it actually was,” Megyn Kelly said about the Capitol riot. Videos from Jan. 6 show violent attacks on officers, vandalized offices, and an attempt to find and hang former VP Pence.

Megyn must not realize that many of us saw it play out on live and – though we didn’t even know the worst of it – we forced our kids to put the phone down and watch, saying; “This is your 9-11”

Now, we have always been assured that Kelly is near genius, an intellectual powerhouse. Of course, we’ve heard the same things about Ted Cruz. We have heard such statements so many times that we’ve become convinced that “genius” manifests itself in many forms and finishing first in one’s class means fffffk all about how one will do getting along with people.

Sadly, on this one, she is brilliant, in a Megyn Kelly way. She values money far more than self-respect. Knowing she was paid millions to disappear, she now has to say the most outrageous sh*t to get back in the game and Megyn just got a new deal on SiriusXM. The statement below must have been her way of saying “I’m back! Unleash the outrage!”

And she’s despised as much as ever:

https://twitter.com/RevEricAtcheson/status/1414937346412265473

https://twitter.com/mark4212/status/1414930781705805826

Every person who agrees with Kelly should be forced to watch the above video and repeat her statement. So we can despise them, just as much.
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Peace, y’all
Jason
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Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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