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Trump Issues Mind-Blowing Statement: Says We Should Reinvade Afghanistan to Get Our Stuff, ‘Give It Back!’

Donald Trump popped the zit that acts as a brain within his head today as he angrily demanded that the United States reinvade Afghanistan to get our stuff out and charge the Afghans $85 billion dollars (It’s always about the money to Trump). Also, we don’t think Trump knows what unequivocal means (And it’s not exactly used correctly here, either) and the statement was obviously written for the feeble-minded man:

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America

Never in history has a withdrawal from war been handled so badly or incompetently as the Biden Administration’s withdrawal from Afghanistan. In addition to the obvious, ALL EQUIPMENT should be demanded to be immediately returned to the United States, and that includes every penny of the $85 billion dollars in cost. If it is not handed back, we should either go in with unequivocal Military force and get it, or at least bomb the hell out of it. Nobody ever thought such stupidity, as this feeble-brained withdrawal, was possible!

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Nobody? From a New Republic article entitled: The Weapons America Is Leaving Behind in Syria

 A pair of F-15E Strike Eagle fighter jets delivered a precision airstrike, not to protect a joint U.S.-Turkish patrol on the border or bomb an ISIS haven back to the Stone Age, but to destroy a major U.S. ammo cache housed in a former cement factory that had been converted into a U.S. special operations base and Kurdish training camp. The stated reason: to “reduce the facility’s military usefulness…”

“Trying to destroy munitions from the sky like this does not work as well as air planners think,” John Ismay, a New York Times reporter and former Navy explosive expert: “Some of the weapons you hit will detonate sympathetically, sure. For the rest, you’ve blown open secure storage and made it available to anyone with a pickup truck.”

So not only is Trump blustering about something he knows nothing about, he – in fact, did the exact same thing, only on a far quicker timetable, and abandoned all of our allies, who then suffered at the hands of ISIS. We will never forget the pictures. The man’s duplicity and shamelessness is never-ending, there’s no bottom, and he’s now cheering on the Taliban (it’s what it sounds like).

Oh, and he’s tweeting again, it just comes from his spokesperson. Twitter reacted quickly and decisively:

Yes, his plan is to invade to get our equipment.

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