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Lauren Boebert’s New ‘Christmas Photo’ Drops Internet’s Jaw: ‘Ya Filthy Animal’

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There is something very wrong with Lauren Boebert.

Fine, fine, be pro-gun you sick little… love guns, love guns more than people, use guns in every single way. Make sure you have your gun at your side when wearing a Santa hat! Excuse us, we have the pro-gun lingo all wrong (Thankfully, we don’t speak fluent gun because our lives do not revolve around guns. When we see a gun, the first thing we think about is terrible violence and people losing their lives. We don’t see an almost se… almost “intimate” object.) So we have our lingo wrong.

Lauren isn’t wearing her “gun” at her side. She is wearing her “firearm” at her side, undoubtedly a 9mm, perhaps even bigger, maybe .357, of course, please forgive us if we have this all wrong because, well – you know.

But Lauren Boebert is sick enough to think that any picture of her that doesn’t have her gu… firearm at her side or flung over her shoulder, is a wasted opportunity.

But the firearm at her side isn’t quite enough, either. Check out her cute little Santa’s elves hat and… shirt, which has a…

What a freak! Look at that grin! She is just so damn proud to have that little cute t-shirt on her, with the assault rifle, and her “firearm” at her side. Not that it matters (at all) but this would be a cute young woman if she had any sort of personality that extended beyond “Gun, Trump,” that’s it – that’s the list of things she cares about.

The internet was not particularly impressed, in fact, they largely found it revolting.

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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