GOP Hypocrisy
Ted Cruz Says Airline Employees are Constantly Hugging Him and No One is Buying It
We all remember that stupid episode wherein Republican Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas) abandoned his constituents in the middle of a devastating storm by hightailing it to Cancun, only to shamefacedly come home earlier after being called out for his callous behavior. You’d think he’d be a bit hesitant to bring up airline-related stories.
But that would not be Ted Cruz. This is, after all, the same dude who made a disturbing, and quite frankly, dumb joke while hundreds of his constituents died during this massive storm.
Here’s the actual joke right below, courtesy of Twitter.
Inflation is out of control.
Gas prices are ⬆️
Food prices are ⬆️
Lumber prices are ⬆️
And tickets to Cancun are up 32%!
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) February 2, 2022
But this time around, per The Washington Post, and Uproxx, Cruz and fellow GOP Sen. Ron Johnson, Jan. 6 downplayer, met with that group of clueless jackanapes (you know — the Trumper truckers) who otherwise call themselves the “people’s convoy” while trying to remain relevant. The group had hoped to gum up the works in D.C. by attempting to recreate the protests that actually did gum up things in some Canadian cities.
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These goofballs are continuing to protest vaccine mandates, even though many of these mandates in formerly pandemic-stricken areas have now been lifted. Their efforts weren’t particularly effective at crippling cities across the U.S., but they say they plan to hang around D.C.’s metro area in the hopes of scoring more meetings with notable politicians. Like their little get-together with Cruz and Johnson on Tuesday.
Neither the convoy leaders nor the two senators said much about the meeting, but it did prompt Cruz to exhibit more of his usual dumbness. He’s been a foe of the vaccine mandates from the get-go, despite the fact that the swelling number of vaccinations has helped beat back the pandemic, and air travel is much safer since airlines require that their employees are vaccinated and that’s made airline travel much safer. So Cruz, being the way he is, decided to crack another cute little joke at the expense of the nation’s airlines.
“I fly back and forth to Houston,” Cruz said. “Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us,” he almost (but not quite) shouted. “Because I’ll tell you, American Airlines — sadly, Houston’s a hub of them — has fired thousands of pilots and flight attendants.”
He emphasized his remarks by slamming the table.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) during meeting with D.C. trucker convoy:
“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.’” pic.twitter.com/27eoBrBlMb
— The Recount (@therecount) March 8, 2022
But a January report from Fortune begs to differ. No, American Airlines didn’t fire “thousands.” Instead, the estimate is much closer to 200 and the airline was the first to impose vaccine mandates. Within a month more than half of the company’s 67,000 employees were fully vaccinated and everyone else was either awaiting their first dose or about to be fired.
As Uproxx notes:
“You can probably do the math as to how many stood their ground, surrendering their job for a safe, effective, and free vaccine.”
But you know what this really means? Ted Cruz really is an idiot.
Twitter wasn’t buying it:
Were they right out of Central Casting? Were these 3-star airline Captains with tears in their eyes? Did they “Sir” you to death?
No one bought this act from the Orange Dumpling and no one’s buying it from you.
— Roll the Dice (@theRollDdice) March 9, 2022
It almost sounds like a DJT sir story, e.g.:
“Sir, even though we are told you have no friends you are a truly exceptional Senator.”
Exceptional as in the exception to Senators who have friends.https://t.co/AcVJIVYmgk
— riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ (@riwoche) March 8, 2022
You would think, with all this hugging and fawning of public figures, someone would have memorialized just one of the occasions in pics or videos. Anyone seen any? 🙄
— Maudi63 🌻 (@maudi63) March 8, 2022
Getting strong Trump-like needy, narcissistic delusions vibes from thirsty Ted.
“Big strong men, tears in their eyes, came up to me and said, ‘Sir, thank you for fighting for us. When you aren’t sunning yourself in Cancun.'”
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) March 8, 2022
I was a flight attendant for 43 years and I can assure everyone that this never happened.
— Sandra Gordon (@DuchyLG) March 8, 2022
Imagine having to make stuff like this up about yourself cause you’re so disgustingly sleazy
— Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke) March 8, 2022
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