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Lauren Boebert Puts Out a Tweet So Nonsensical and Confusing That Twitter is Unable to Decipher It

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Every column, every post, everything about Lauren Boebert we write, we’re forced to emphasize that she may be the 4th or 5th dumbest member of Congress, and she should be praying gratefully to her AR-15 that she shares the same floor as Louis Gohmert, Madison Cawthorn, and Marjorie Taylor-Greene, perhaps light a candle for Jim Jordan. But it’s only fair to emphasize that, unlike most people and websites, we refuse to blame her stupidity on dropping out of high school. She made a choice that was hers to make, and it may have been the right one. Of course, one is still under the obligation to educate oneself but…

Why are we even bringing up the word education in a sentence with Lauren Boebert? It won’t happen again.

Boebert, as she is known to do, released a tweet today because Lauren Boebert is under the impression that this is what politicians do as a job. They tweet. Isn’t that all that Trump really did? Of course, and if there is one thing about Trump and tweeting, one cannot argue with his success. Ask Boebert. Greatest. President. Ever.

Lauren Boebert put out a tweet that has even confused conservatives. Image by Roberto Schmidt-Pool/Getty Images

Especially when compared to this Joe Biden guy. According to Boebert, unlike Donald J. Trump, President Biden doesn’t actually care about the American people. After all, inflation is higher than it has been for 40 years, and that would never have happened under Trump. Trump would’ve ordered that it be lower.

Lauren seems to believe that perhaps Biden would be paying more attention were it not for… well, that’s where we need a stupid-translator. No, not someone stupid, just someone who can translate from stupid because who else could make sense out of this:

We have no idea what Boebert is even trying to convey here, and we aren’t alone.

We got nothin’.

So we went to Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Thee_Turk/status/1513927666503667715

No help.

https://twitter.com/PiattPatti/status/1513925008615251968

Would that have helped or hurt?

True.

Whoa! That sounds close!

https://twitter.com/NcBookaholic/status/1513917208354861062

It would explain the presence of “prostitute” on her tweet.

That is probably the closest we’ll get to an actual translation, so we’ll hold it up there.

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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