Wow, it’s almost hard to see Kimberly Guilfoyle doing something other than coming out to music, swaying her hips, hands up in the air, basically giving the area beneath her a lap dance, and just all-around expressing that she feels quite beautiful, thank you. That’s fine. When one pays that much money to look as she does (Compare to earlier pictures with Gavin Newsom), you better be happy with the product, or at least hang on to the receipt, you know?

Speaking of products, receipts, and meat, we now see that Kimberly Guilfoyle is… (Checks notes) selling MAGA steaks, not even Trump steaks, though we’re not sure if that’s a move up or down or laterally. Wow. She was the one who was screaming into the microphone at the RNC Convention held at… the White House, and – no, it didn’t matter that it was entirely illegal. So, it would seem as though Kimberly has taken quite a tumble. What happened, Salon?

Kimberly Guilfoyle, the former advisor to President Donald Trump’s failed re-election campaign who later become engaged to his eldest son, is hawking steaks for a meat delivery service whose Better Business Bureau (BBB) accreditation has been revoked.

A Trump involved in a shady business? Shut-up!

In online reviews, customers allege that the curated meat boxes from Good Ranchers, which may cost hundreds of dollars, are not only a “rip off” but also sometimes never arrive.

You mean, like you send them money and get nothing back? Sounds like a business that Kimberley can really grind into.

On May 15, Guilfoyle uploaded a video of herself. “I’m here with these beautiful steaks from goodranchers.com,” she says. “And this is the way you show your family you love them — by buying this meat that is born and raised here in the United States.”

She bragged that the beef was raised here in the United States, whereas 85% of the beef in the stores is imported. Kimberly must not get out of New York or Florida much these days, given that the only thing between every town in the country are cows. The number is 90% of the beef sold in the United States comes from the United States. Does she think that UPS has meat coolers in planes with sides of beef hanging in them, carrying…, or cargo ships full of cows come…

Never mind.

Support American Farms & Ranches with @goodranchers American meat delivered 🥩🇺🇸 Use code: ULTRAMAGA to get 2 POUNDS of American wagyu burgers FREE with your first order! Just in time for Memorial Day! pic.twitter.com/5WMM3CBTbc

— Kimberly Guilfoyle (@kimguilfoyle) May 15, 2022

Jesus, help us all. Well, it’s honest work… if they deliver the steaks.

More reading:

Trump Steaks 2.0 https://t.co/cKJnbK9K2W

— Sophia Tesfaye (@SophiaTesfaye) May 18, 2022

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