Donald Trump Jr. is already about as much of a clown show as you get but Wednesday he was all hyperspace about living in a clown show state. When you could understand him, that is. He posted a video that reminded Uproxx writer Jennifer Wood of those Micro Machines commercials that were popular in the 80s. Unlike the commercials, he was neither funny nor whimsical.

But Junior decided to expound on the SCOTUS draft opinion leak. Because, of course, he has an opinion about EVERYTHING, it seems, whether anyone cares what he has to say or not. The first part of what he had to say seemed to make at least some sense, anyway. It appears that he thinks the leak, which he called “unprecedented,” is a travesty. But then his voice went all ribbity-rabbity and he was talking like a chipmunk on speed, making a translation a bit, well, difficult.

Wood gave it her best shot anyway.

“This kind of stuff never happens. I don’t know that I’m ever aware of a leak,” he told viewers. “This is not like Congress, where everything leaks. And trust me, I’ve done enough testimony. Ummm.”

Yes, he added that pause after his testimony comment. Probably to quell the clouds gathering in his feverish brain.

“The Supreme Court does not have leaks,” Junior said, his voice continuing to rev up. “So if there is not a thorough criminal investigation into who leaked privileged documents about a draft decision from the United States Supreme Court, where a small, small—tiny handful—of people have access to it, then we live in a clown show state, folks.”

Well, he should certainly be an expert on clowns considering who his family is, after all.

Almost as if proving that point, Don Jr. then went into some weird thing about NASCAR and nooses. Wood notes that he was clearly reading from either prepared notes or a script. As nutty as this all is, he put on an entertaining show, I’ll say.

Former federal prosecutor Ron Filipkowski notes on Twitter:

“I did not speed up this clip. Junior is sped up himself. He is ranting now about the SCOTUS leak: “We are living in a clown show state!”

I swear, this stuff just writes itself.

I did not speed up this clip. Junior is sped up himself. He is ranting now about the SCOTUS leak: “We are living in a clown show state!” pic.twitter.com/OAyC6rYtwc

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 4, 2022

Twitter couldn’t help but notice Don Jr.’s behavior:

My goodness. That boy is in turmoil. If he keeps up that “sped up” state, I worry that he will stroke out. Or have a seizure. That’s just not normal.

— Penny Baldwin-French (@scoutkayaker) May 4, 2022

Something is seriously wrong with Junior. Too much coke is possible but perhaps he is also worried the Jan 6th committee is getting close to discovering things which will incriminate him and his family…

— Amy 🆘 (@AmySab1) May 4, 2022

Damn, cocaine is a helluva drug.

And nobody is even telling him how spastic or drugged out he looks. That's really sad.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) May 4, 2022

God it must be amphetamines. Of course it is.

What do fascists like so much about this drug ?

"Since 1938, methamphetamine was marketed on a large scale in Germany as a nonprescription drug under the brand name Pervitin, produced by the Berlin-based…https://t.co/4olp5alZGp

— John R. (@John_R_77) May 5, 2022

I wish the camera would pan down.. pic.twitter.com/esrvn4mQR9

— mrbigg (@mrbigg450) May 4, 2022

Does anybody love this guy enough to intervene?

(that's a rhetorical question)

— Dom (@corpkid1) May 4, 2022