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HILARIOUS: Twitter Goes OFF After Seeing TPUSA’s Ridiculous ‘Rock Star’ Entrance for Kayleigh McEnany

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Announcer’s Voice in Darkened Giant Arena:

At Center, Behind the Podium, a 5’6 blonde product out of Harvard University Law, She’s Enemy No. 1 in Liberal Libel, But Number One in Your Hearts and Every MAGA Man’s Parts, Kayyyyleeiiiighhhh McEnany… 

CROWD ROARS AS KAYLEIGH COMES OUT ONTO THE COURT (STAGE) WAIVING LIKE SHE’S MICHAEL JORDAN

At this point, not a single weekend goes by where the Right-Wing MAGA-Money tour doesn’t hit some otherwise unsuspecting arena or giant hotel conference near you. The MAGA movement is a mining operation and that gold isn’t going to mine itself. We’re not talking panning for gold, either. This is a giant “pit,” with lights, lasers, and fog makers taking the place of bulldozers and melting pots with industrial centrifuges.

A couple of weeks ago it was “CPAC Hungary,” last night it was Turning Point USA Young Women Leadership Conference, brought to you by Charlie Kirk productions, who registered a mining claim early to kids who never really got that “heart” part while educating themselves, or simply rejected it on basic principles and have a lot of disposable income.

Watch the “production value” in having Kayleigh walk out. It truly is humiliating and they truly don’t realize it. Perhaps the ticket prices are high enough that it’s easier to embarrass your couch than Charlie Kirk and Kayleigh. Put it this way, unless you’re averaging 18 pts a game, or have fifteen years of solid rock arena experience under your belt, you have no right to enter an arena this way:

Okay. As noted, that’s just awful. There is a reason there is no liberal equivalent. If liberals are going to pay that much to see someone coming out of that tunnel, it better be Sarah McLachlan, barefoot and holding an acoustic guitar coming, because as much as we love AOC, we’d prefer to hear her speak at an actual symposium where actual thought is the “production.”

My god did Twitter have some fun with this:

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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