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QAnon Wackos are Celebrating the Death of ‘Evil Witch’ Queen Elizabeth

It seems there is just no rumor too twisted, too bizarre, or cruel for the fervent believers inside the QAnon Conspiracy movement. And with the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, these people, some of whom earlier insisted she’d already been executed, are now working overtime to be as nasty as they can be.

Which, as Vice News reports, is quite nasty.

“May she burn in hell for eternity,” One QAnon account posted on Telegram moments after her death was announced. “So happy! The evil witch is dead,” posted another.

For years, Queen Elizabeth has been a key figure in this crack-brained movement, where thousands, and possibly millions of people believe she was part of a group of powerful figures who are part of a worldwide child sex-trafficking ring.

I’m telling you, I can’t even with these people. I really can’t.

As she was dying, these people were already starting with their crazy/cruel theories. Some posters claimed the queen was participating in satanic rituals, including drinking the blood of children.

“They’re preparing the black mass and baby buffet as we sit here,” one person posted, adding “I think you’ll find she’s already gone.”

Another posted that queen Elizabeth passed away a while ago: “She’s been dead, they had to find the right time to break the news.” It’s anyone’s guess why now is the right time, as opposed to any other time, but logic is not a strong point with these people.

Then there’s the QAnon message board, the Great Awakening, where equally ridiculous theories sprout like weeds.

“She died several months ago,” one user posted. “Remember she went through a transition or whatever. That was the embalming process. CGI and body doubles are in place.”

And some QAnoniacs do in fact, believe the queen was a computer-generated image. These nutters began believing the same thing about President Joe Biden after he took office.

“She has been CGI for a while now. Wonder why it is being announced now,” one person wondered on Telegram. On a QAnon message board, another speculated about a photo of Queen Elizabeth shaking hands with newly elected Prime Minister Liz Truss, writing “that old lady doesn’t even look like the queen lol.”

Queen Elizabeth has been a regular figure in QAnon conspiracy theories since their inception in 2017, with some people linking her to the death of Princess Diana and suggesting she was part of a “secret society.”

But the next theory, which surfaced in 2019, is even more absurd:

“Then, members of the conspiracy movement claimed that the queen was executed following a military tribunal because she had Princess Diana murdered after Diana learned of a blackmail scheme involving convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.”

Then, of course, there are the reptiles. You didn’t think this could be a good story if I didn’t mention intelligent reptiles who have been controlling humans from the very beginning? You know — the Annunaki? Somehow these clever reptiles took over George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, former President Bill Clinton, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Bob Hope (really people?), and Queen Elizabeth. Of course, the QAnoniacs were busy with that one Thursday.

“Not much longer for Queen Lizard,” Jordan Sather, “a grifter who leverages his QAnon followers to peddle multivitamins, wrote on his Telegram channel when it was announced that doctors were worried about the queen’s health,” Vice News reports.

And of course, the messiah of the QAnon movement is Donald Trump, whom these nudniks believe will return to power and vanquish the satan-worshipping, child-m*rdering elites.

That might be the wackiest QAnon theory of them all. These fools believe that a man some allege is himself a pedophile (not to mention a former buddy of Epstein’s) is somehow going to be interested in saving children.

Now that’s crazy.

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Megan has lived in California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida and she currently lives in Central America. Living in these places has informed her writing on politics, science, and history. She is currently owned by 15 cats and 3 dogs and regularly owns Trump supporters when she has the opportunity. She can be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/GaiaLibra and Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/politicalsaurus

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