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MAGA Actor Kevin Sorbo Has a New Side Gig and It’s Pathetic — Selling ‘Conservative’ Cellular Service

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Nothing quite says “my career is dead in the water” like p*mping yourself out for a right-wing Christian wireless service provider. This is exactly what Hercules and God’s Not Dead actor Kevin Sorbo has been doing.

Because his career is dead in the water.

“Now’s the time to switch phone carriers with a non-woke mobile service!” Sorbo tweeted to his 1.2 million Twitter followers over the weekend.

Patriot Mobile bills itself as “America’s only Christian conservative wireless service provider. We offer broad coverage on dependable, nationwide 4G or 5G networks. We are committed to providing our members dependable wireless service and exceptional support, while relentlessly fighting for our shared values. While you’re out and about, Patriot Mobile donates a portion of every dollar earned to support organizations that fight for First Amendment Religious Freedom and Freedom of Speech, Second Amendment Right to Bear Arms, Sanctity of Life and the needs of our Veterans and First Responders. Will you partner with us today?”

Queerty notes:

“Plans start at just $25 and the company donates a portion of its proceeds to several anti-LGBTQ hate groups, including the Family Research Council, CPAC, and Turning Point USA, thereby allowing users the unique opportunity to plot their next insurrection and rollback LGBTQ rights both at the same time.”

And all the while, you’ll be helping to pad Hollywood has-been Kevin Sorbo’s wallet.

It’s a Trump supporter’s dream come true!

Sorbo is widely known as a right-wing idiot on Twitter. He’s made it well known that he’s opposed to vaccine mandates, has been owned a number of times on Twitter for his stupid attitudes about women — especially when it comes to abortion, and attacked Democrats as producing less than-great presidents. And his wife is as dumb as he is for not knowing the difference between a fascist and a socialist.

Folks on Twitter had plenty to say about Sorbo’s new side gig.

Megan Hamilton
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Megan has lived in California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Florida and she currently lives in Central America. Living in these places has informed her writing on politics, science, and history. She is currently owned by 15 cats and 3 dogs and regularly owns Trump supporters when she has the opportunity. She can be found on Twitter at https://twitter.com/GaiaLibra and Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/politicalsaurus

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