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AOC’s Defeated Opponent Goes on Hilarious Rant: ‘Everyone Is Depressed This Christmas Because of Joe Biden’

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Trump was president for four years. And even though my memory of his presidency is fogged over a bit (probably because of all the medications taken, the type they lock up at the pharmacy), I can say without any doubt that Donald Trump never caused me to be depressed over Christmas. I am not saying that I was never depressed during Christmas, but I can certainly say Trump never caused it. Trump angered me beyond words (Well, I put it to words but had to have come up short of fully expressing the anger, I’m not a good writer.) But it didn’t cause Christmas depression.

It sounds as though the MAGAs are a bit more sensitive. They are known to be softies. Tina Forte was the highly entertaining opponent of AOC. Tina is old-school Bronx, not nouveau rich and cool Bronx. She spoke straight Bronx, which, in many situations, was not at all appropriate for a congressional campaign. Forte was so irrelevant, so sure to lose, that it’s possible that AOC doesn’t know her name and couldn’t pick her out of a lineup filled with hyenas and Forte.

Today, Forte put out one of her patented videos, one that’s gone beyond viral into the fully injected viral load, with over 100K responses already. It’s popular. Forte assures us that “everybody” – which includes me, is depressed this Christmas because of Joe Biden. Well, I’m depressed as a sheep at nut-cutting time, but I’m heartened by Biden! Oh, snap. I may not count in the “everyone” thing because I oppose Trump and “real Americans support Trump.

Well, here is our Bronx girl:

First tweet in response is perfect. What is Bronx Boebert blabbing while driving about now?

Others were also a hoot:

Jason Miciak
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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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