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Ron DeSantis Magically Grew 4″ Overnight to Be the Same Height as Tiger Woods and Twitter Is in Hysterics
Heightism is real. Ask any of us guys who are just up against the line to where the ramifications really hit. Five feet, ten inches, is close enough to average to avoid most strong discrimination, but any man under 5’8 is going to face a much more difficult time climbing in the world. This is not to say it’s on par with the discrimination women face with respect to physical beauty, but height matters for men both in employment and with women.
Donald Trump knows this as well as anyone, and that is surely why Trump is always wearing those high “heels” that cause him to stand as if he got the toilet plunger stuck up in him the last time he used the restroom. Is it possible that Ron DeSantis is overcompensating a bit?
Few people know DeSantis was an elite athlete, as the captain of his Yale baseball team and the team’s leading hitter, batting .331 his senior season (anything above .300 is excellent). And, he’s not a bad-looking guy – he used to be a really handsome fella before the “Dad-bod” ran a little out of control. His wife is certainly stunningly gorgeous. But he’s not a tall and imposing figure.
DeSantis was even a star Little League player in Florida. Like he was really good.
Now, the expert in all things “Florida politics,” Ron Filipkowski, says that he’s detected a bit of a growth spurt in the governor and, no – HGH doesn’t work once one is fully grown:
Wow, Ron Desantis is taller than Tiger Woods now. Must’ve had a growth spurt. pic.twitter.com/AcGdcY1a38
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) February 23, 2023
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Twitter had some observations about why DeSantis might resort to “tricks” learned at the knee of the “master.”
Since Tiger is 6'1 and DeSanctimonious is 5'9, I find it hard to believe Ron is wearing 4" heels.
Maybe someone found some old phone books for him to stand on.
— Ann S (@GermanRoots5) February 23, 2023
Tiger's just over 6 feet, Rory's 5'9". Those cowboy boots add a few inches. pic.twitter.com/FaEzYQOt8R
— Robert Lusetich (@RobertLusetich) February 23, 2023
That took lifts in his shoes, a podium just for him, standing in front of the others, *and* some major photoshopping. Nice work!
— J.Dave (@JDaveCA) February 23, 2023
Tiger is 6’1”. No way this is a real photo
— Susanna G (@SannaD) February 23, 2023
FWIW, DeSantis is 5'9" vs Woods at 6'1"
— Jack Rue: Vaccines Work. Period. (@JackRue) February 23, 2023
Ronnie is listed on most places on the interwebs at 5'9".
Tiger is listed on most places on the interwebs at 6'1".
Remember the camera adds 5 inches.
— Joseph Thomas (@1991_dnd) February 23, 2023
And is amazing how the lighting is different on his body as well… clearly, DeSantis is the chosen one.
— PDH 🇨🇦✏️🍁 (@Paul_D_Heaslip) February 23, 2023
The picture is photoshopped.
Rory McIlroy is 5'9."
Same height as Ron DeSantis.
Look at the photo, you can see it is photoshopped, as Rory is standing next to DeSantis.
Also, Ron does not know how to dress for success. His outfit is laughable.
— Stan (@Stan26873215) February 23, 2023
2 things-
1. Tiger isn't short, but he's really not THAT tall. Maybe 6'1". Maybe. Most golfers seem taller than they realy are
2. DeSantis is clearly standing on something to appear taller— The Examiner (@PresqueIslePete) February 23, 2023
Yes, quite a strange (photoshopped?) pic! Publicly confirmed heights of these three men: Tiger Woods = 6'0"-6'1", Rory McIlroy = 5'9", Ron DeSantis = 5'9" (same as McIlroy). Hmmm, I wonder if Ron prefers stacked heels or stilettos??? 🤣🤡 https://t.co/W1aAF6trEz
— JimF 🇺🇦 (@JimInHastingsNY) February 23, 2023
He was wearing those Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader boots with three inch heals for this pic? https://t.co/0uEYc71rnZ
— Brian Davis 🇺🇦 (@clevjustice) February 23, 2023
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