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George Santos Just Got Busted in a Very WEIRD and Degrading Lie, and It’s About the Adult Site ‘Only Fans’

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This site has a policy in which we do not mock or degrade sex workers for any reason. To do so is to impose our hypocrisy and “values” upon people who may or may not have a choice or have willingly chosen to engage in consensual adult activity in a seller’s market. Slavery is an entirely different issue, obviously.

So there is no need to make fun of “Only Fans,” but there are plenty of reasons to make fun of George Santos, who seems to have lived more lives than your average cat, all as a different person. Recently, in an interview with Fox Business – which should tell you something about Fox Business – he claimed that he had only heard about “Only Fans” weeks ago from talk around his office. Make of that what you will about his “office.”

But don’t take too much time because – shock face – Santos was lying. This one is almost too easy. Once again, the MAGA-GOP’s obsession with AOC and her undeniable beauty (It drives them crazy!) comes back to bite him as a video of Santos laughing about AOC having an “Only Fans” page in 2020. He probably wishes she did, but she’s too busy trying to preserve women’s rights while also keeping assault rifles out of schools!

Now, without degrading sex workers, it needs to be said that he is talking about a United States member of Congress. I wouldn’t tolerate a joke about Boebert and “Only Fans,” we should show a bit more respect to women who “happen” to be pretty but occupy an office that deserves respect. Even if we don’t respect Boebert (and we don’t), we respect the seat.

Santos has no self-respect, soooo… and, he’s lying again:

Twitter had some thoughts:

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Jason Miciak is a political writer, features writer, author, and attorney. He is originally from Canada but grew up in the Pacific Northwest. He now enjoys life as a single dad raising a ridiculously-loved young girl on the beaches of the Gulf Coast. He is very much the dreamy mystic, a day without learning is a day not lived. He is passionate about his flower pots and studies philosophical science, religion, and non-mathematical principles of theoretical physics. Dogs, pizza, and love are proof that God exists. "Above all else, love one another."

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